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Old 01-13-2010, 07:02 PM   #1
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Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?
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Cause he or she doesn't know it is cold.

Why is something that is transported by car called a shipment, and something by ship called cargo?

To confuse us....

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
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it's all about being a clean prick


why do dentists say "open wide, you'll feel a little prick"?
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why do dentists say "open wide, you'll feel a little prick"?
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Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else???
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because you apparently live in the 'way behind' time zone.

why won't this house pack itself up?
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because you apparently live in the 'way behind' time zone.

why won't this house pack itself up?
A: because you elected to be manly and didnt order the self-packing boxes kit (which comes complete with self-wrapping bubble wrap and newsprint as well as a self-loading uhaul) Q: if we get olive oil from olives, where do we get baby oil?
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A: Most dentists have a small tool!

Q: Why, oh why does AI have to come on HOURS later for me than everyone else???
A: 'Cause you are living in the wrong timezone... <winkzzz> !

Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...
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A: 'Cause you are living in the wrong timezone... <winkzzz> !

Q: If we are having Global warming why is it so freaking cold here today?? -5C brrrrrrrrr...
you live in canada...only the southern hemisphere has global warming.


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