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Old 05-10-2011, 06:13 PM   #6381
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{look at the date, you'll shudder when the credits roll}

Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Are you people insane? What are you talkin' about?
General William Devereaux: The time has come for one man to suffer in order to save hundreds of lives.
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: One Man? What about two, huh? What about six? How about public executions?
General William Devereaux: Feel free to leave whenever you like, Agent Hubbard.
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Come on General, you've lost men, I've lost men, but you - you, you *can't* do this! What, what if they don't even want the sheik, have you considered that? What if what they really want is for us to herd our children into stadiums like we're doing? And put soldiers on the street and have Americans looking over their shoulders? Bend the law, shred the Constitution just a little bit? Because if we torture him, General, we do that and everything we have fought, and bled, and died for is over. And they've won. They've already won!
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Elise Kraft: It's easy to tell the difference between right and wrong. What's hard is choosing the wrong that's more right.

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General William Deveroux: Do you think that I would hesitate to kill you, or every Federal Agent in this room, if I thought it was in the best interest of my country?
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: No, no, no, you wouldn't hesitate, I know that. But they might.
[motions to soldiers in room]
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: [pause]
Anthony 'Hub' Hubbard: Give the order. Make murderers out of these young kids, give the order.
[Deveroux is silent]
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Goooood Mornin', Ladies an' GentleMyn [Men too], I pulled this from a funny List I saw:



-==-==-==- Top 10 Adult Truths! -==-==-==-



*I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.



*Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.



*I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.



*There is great need for a sarcasm font.



*Was learning cursive really necessary?



*Bad decisions make interestingly good stories.



*Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection - again.



*How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? {My personal Fave}



*The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important....Ladies quit Laughing!



*And Finally -drum roll please- Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and maybe Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
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My car just returned from a trip to the service center. It was diagnosed with "brake groan".

I suppose that is a step up from the customary explanation of noises as "its a Camry thing".

Brake groan? Really?

It's not groaning anymore tho.


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My car just returned from a trip to the service center. It was diagnosed with "brake groan".

I suppose that is a step up from the customary explanation of noises as "its a Camry thing".

Brake groan? Really?

It's not groaning anymore tho.


I have that some days (and I don't mean my car) ...just sayin'
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... how the hell little bitty kids are ever able to open their snack puddings by themselves.

I had the quad pack for dinner tonight (tapioca pudding) ... I stood in the kitchen and wrestled with getting all four of them opened before I started eating them so I could enjoy them one by one, no pause ... just back to back pudding ... and not get stressed because the next one was so difficult to break in to ...

Lined 'em up, knocked 'em over ... that is the way to do it.
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