5 Things No One Would Know About You From BFP Alone

[uglyboi]

I wrote my first poem in First Grade entitled “The Circus".

I enjoy whittling cartoon characters out of parsnips.

I like to read out loud in a british accent.

When I was a kid I told my mom I wasn’t the “clean up type.”

I have a dent in my head. My mom says it's because the doctor used forceps to get me out when i was born. You can't see it because of my hair. The weirdest thing is that I tell people about it and ask them to touch it.

[Julie]

Hi UglyBoi...

Your name intrigues me - I have a fascination for ugly... Always have.
Oh and welcome to the site.

You are an odd one.
Julie

Originally Posted by uglyboi

I wrote my first poem in First Grade entitled “The Circus".

I enjoy whittling cartoon characters out of parsnips.

I like to read out loud in a british accent.

When I was a kid I told my mom I wasn’t the “clean up type.”

I have a dent in my head. My mom says it's because the doctor used forceps to get me out when i was born. You can't see it because of my hair. The weirdest thing is that I tell people about it and ask them to touch it.

[Andrew, Jr.]

*I have never eaten a prune before;

*I love comics;

*Hot tubs, and jacuzzi's are a must have next to any pool;

*I am sad that Oprah is leaving TV;

*I want to buy a huge RV & travel all over the US.

[clay]

1. I am actually very tenderhearted...yes I am a Butch BUT have very soft, tender heart!
2. I am deathly afraid of SNAKES! ALL of them!
3. That I love to watch old movies that make me cry!!!!
4. I love to eat ice cream right out of the carton.....<wink>
5. That I am a widower....losing my partner of 15 years, two and a half years ago!!!! to Cancer!!!!

[uglyboi]

I went to summer camp for the first time at the age of seven. I packed my own bag, but I forgot to bring underwear, a jacket, or a comb. The staff gave me what I needed out of the "lost and found".

I weigh more than my father.

As a fourth-grader, I rolled a piece of Scotch tape backwards, put it on the end of a pencil, and stuck it in my left ear. When I couldn’t get it out, I told my teacher I had an earache so she would let me go to the school nurse. The blind school nurse looked in my ear, but saw nothing unusual, so life went on. A year or so later, my pediatrician noticed some type of foreign object lodged in my left ear and irrigated the hell out of it until — big surprise coming in 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . .a rolled piece of Scotch tape fell out.

I really think that Larry King is an alien sent here to do weird experiments on us, like erasing our ability to think.

I usually narrate my driving, even when I’m alone, for example; “I’m gonna turn left now, here we go”; “Oooh look, a Golden Retriever!”; “Hey, there’s Jessica, I should call her!”

[Kätzchen]

1) I can tie knots of all types
(I learned how to tie different types from a client who was in the Navy)

2) I like to jump on a trampoline
(doing so, makes me giggle like crazy but I'm afraid I will lose my balance doing it)

3) I am slow to make decisions
(when I was younger, I made snap judgements all the time - not so, today)

4) *righteous fucker!*
(favorite remark I reserve for satircal moments)

5) I want to own property up in the mountains
(a rustic cabin in the woods with all the simplicity this style of living affords:
pasture for animals, a basalt lined creek, trees everywhere, and a barn too)

[Random]

I like most bugs..
I like arachnoids...
I DON"T like milapeeds or centapeeds or any kind of many legged peeds...
I don't like potato bugs when they chase me... same goes for camel crickets...
I will sit for a half hour watching a spider weave a web or a paper wasp making a nest...

Just because I like them, doesn't mean I won't kill their ass if they start biting people in the house, or getting into food...

I will...

[uglyboi]

Some years back, I caught a baseball in my hair and was the player of the day.

My blood type is O negative.

I use to have a fish name Rupert. He committed suicide.

I currently have a hole in my sock big enough for me to stick my head through it.

I inherited my father's copious sweat glands.

I love to chomp me some Eggo Waffles.

[jenny]

1. Dunkin' Donuts XL, every weekday morning. [SHUSH, you.]

2. I have a couple dozen rings, but wear the same ones almost every day.

3. I hate being interviewed. I'm always convinced I'm going to say something incredibly stupid and sound like an idiot. I'm equally convinced that something I say that gets into print will come back to bite me in the ass.

4. Montauk daisies are my favorite flower.

5. I have an absolutely terrible memory. Seriously. It's awful.

[deb_U_taunt]

I won a statewide 'fire prevention poster contest' when I was in the 6th grade.
My co-workers are extended family to me.
I have panic attacks, if I have to talk in front of people.
I adore my dogs.
I have windchimes in every window and several in some.

[Ms. Meander]

1. Although I love cute shoes and high heels, I prefer to be barefoot as often as possible. (I currently have poison ivy toes, from over-indulgence. Sometimes shoes are just practical.)
* Red toenails, always.

2. I have a 19yr-old son. He is a talented musician, deep thinker, and sensitive soul. I love him fiercely.

3. Beets make me gag. Seriously. Even the smell. Beet greens too. (I feel a little nauseous just thinking about it.)

4. I am a damn good cook!

5. 20 years ago I lived and traveled in a periwinkle school bus. Adventure abounded (see #2).

[JustJo]

1. We fly the skull & crossbones on our flagpole...seriously....right now it's at half mast, which may have the neighbors wondering
2. I love orchids more than any other flower
3. If I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, that food would be risotto
4. I read freakishly fast...which leaves me wishing good books would just last longer
5. I wish I enjoyed eating fish more

[Rook]

-♦- I love big big Dogs..[Irish Wolfhounds, Great Danes, Borzoi, Newfies, Great Pyrenees} And small/medium dogs...{cocker spaniels, scottish terrier, corgi, chows}

-♦- Guinea Pigs & Hedgehogs are as close to my obsessive heart as Ferrets.

-♦- I'm Aspie.

-♦- I commune with My Goddess/es daily, and yet I'm Sephardi, raised muslim....don't ask.

-♦- I'm a Natural Redhead & Puerto Rican.

[Pixie]

**I'm afraid of falling
**Intended attention on me makes me nervous
**I adore snail mail
**I think coffee and tea can never be too strong
**I lived in my car for part of my freshman year of college