Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer - Page 6

Pixie · 01-15-2010, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Some man that wanted to surpress people more than they already are!!

Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?

How did you know????

Does everything taste like chicken or chicken taste like everything??

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by PixieStars

How did you know????

Does everything taste like chicken or chicken taste like everything??

Whoever says that has no tastebuds!!

How can you see what somebody is saying??

Gemme · 01-15-2010, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Whoever says that has no tastebuds!!

How can you see what somebody is saying??

Duh. I read the cartoon bubble above their heads!

How did the gigalo get his name?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Duh. I read the cartoon bubble above their heads!

How did the gigalo get his name?

It was all about his ball sack!!

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

SuperFemme · 01-15-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

It was all about his ball sack!!

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

No. It's a cornucopia of things. Cereal not withstanding.

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SuperFemme

No. It's a cornucopia of things. Cereal not withstanding.

Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your ass?

Because they had to pick a word that is as big a pain in the ass to spell as it feels...in ass!!

What is "Soft Liquor"?

Gemme · 01-15-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Because they had to pick a word that is as big a pain in the ass to spell as it feels...in ass!!

What is "Soft Liquor"?

A lick involving lips.

What keeps Grampa alive on the Simpsons?

weatherboi · 01-15-2010, 10:32 PM

Piss and vinegar!!!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

Gemme · 01-16-2010, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Piss and vinegar!!!

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

"Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

Where does the rainbow REALLY end?

weatherboi · 01-16-2010, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

"Oh, shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

Where does the rainbow REALLY end?

Ohhhh my gay cookie just gave me a great answer...

He said Haitti because they need the pot of gold more than ever!!

Why is it soooo easy to call my friend my gay cookie??

hippieflowergirl · 01-16-2010, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

Ohhhh my gay cookie just gave me a great answer...

He said Haitti because they need the pot of gold more than ever!!

Why is it soooo easy to call my friend my gay cookie??

because he is happy and goes well with tea!

why is it so easy to beat one's head against the same wall repeatedly?

weatherboi · 01-16-2010, 01:42 AM

i cant answer that b/c i dont do that

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

hippieflowergirl · 01-16-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

i cant answer that b/c i dont do that

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

no doubt! uhhhhhmm....maybe b/c if the whole plane was made out of that stuff we wouldnt need any new airplanes which would put the whole airplane making industry squarely in front of congress asking for a handout and so really all that plane destruction stuff is done for the benefit of the economy?

why do people say "it's the thought that counts" when they havent done the thinking?

weatherboi · 01-16-2010, 10:58 AM

they didn't think before they said it

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

hippieflowergirl · 01-16-2010, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by weatherboi

they didn't think before they said it

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Congress

and speaking of which....if progress means "to move ahead" then what does congress mean exactly?

Ryobi · 01-16-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by hippieflowergirl

Congress

and speaking of which....if progress means "to move ahead" then what does congress mean exactly?

*WE*(congress) move ahead and every one else can kiss our asses.

Why do people say con-man but, you never hear of a pro-man.

Gemme · 01-16-2010, 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryobi

*WE*(congress) move ahead and every one else can kiss our asses.

Why do people say con-man but, you never hear of a pro-man.

Because the pro terms are left to issues concerning women.

Why can you call a dog's name for 10 minutes and they remain upstairs snoozing, but you quietly open a slice of cheese and they are RIGHT THERE in less than 10 seconds?

Passionaria · 01-16-2010, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Gemme

Because the pro terms are left to issues concerning women.

Why can you call a dog's name for 10 minutes and they remain upstairs snoozing, but you quietly open a slice of cheese and they are RIGHT THERE in less than 10 seconds?

Because our animals do their best to train us as well. Food = results!!! It is advised to carry treats at all times.

Why is it that "the" phone call I have been waiting for always comes when I'm in the powder room? And do you think there is a secret web cam involved????

hippieflowergirl · 01-16-2010, 08:55 PM

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Why is it that "the" phone call I have been waiting for always comes when I'm in the powder room? And do you think there is a secret web cam involved????

ABSOLUTELY! bcuz that's the way i set it up silly!

why does espresso make me sleepy?

weatherboi · 01-17-2010, 07:50 PM

When you drink caffeine your body makes dopamin which makes you relax.

Do clowns wear really big socks?

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