A bit about you.

[Queerasfck]

I hate small paper clips. I throw away small ones when they are on documents given to me. I only use LARGE!

[Queerasfck]

I enjoy the music of American pianist, composer and music producer Burt Bacharach.

[Mister Bent]

Originally Posted by EzeeTiger

I hate small paper clips. I throw away small ones when they are on documents given to me. I only use LARGE!

See, this is where we differ.

I prefer small paper clips, until large ones are absolutely necessary, followed by small binder clips. I believe in the hierarchy of such things.


Mom said you always took the bigger piece of pie, too.

[Gemme]

I'm not a size Queen. In reference to paper clips, of course. I use what the situation calls for and be done with it.

I have tried to like fancy tea but I can't. Herbal teas are horrific and no amount of milk or sugar helps.

Our refrigerator door makes this funny "er er errrrrr" sound as we close it.

I get the holiday and the next day off. I like official weekends, even when they don't fall on Saturday and Sunday.

I live with Ebon. No kids. No pets, except for the wild dove (I call her Sadie) that comes around every few days to sit (and crap) on our patio furniture.

[moxie]

Let's see...

I am not a paperclip elitist like E. I like all shapes, sizes and colors.

I do not have a Southern accent, despite what people with whom I have never spoken say.

I have been allergic to peanut butter since high school, I wish I could have a peanut butter and grape jelly sammich on Butternut white bread but I feel like breathing.

I can't watch anything remotely sad or I will start bawling. However, someone can tell me face-to-face something atrocious and I will not cry.

I really want a cat and someone to clean the litter box for me. I have never had a pet.

I am addicted to these chili lemon crackers, please someone take them away from me before I eat them all.

[Queerasfck]

I think Fabreze is a waste of money.

[hpychick]

I'm not a devil worshiper.

I can be a little devilish sometimes, and I can worship certain things/objects. But, does that make a devil worshiper? I don't think so.

(Not that I have anything against devil worship - I'm just not in that religious zone.)

[dixie]

Contrary to popular belief, I neither am a devil worshiper.

I am more spiritual than religious.

I am vicious and vengeful when wronged.

I don't like tea, hot or cold, but can drink it.

I have an absurd obsession with office supplies.

It's extremely hard for me to pass up Reeses cups if offered.

I hated kid stuff when I was a kid but now have an absurd obsession with Hello Kitty.

I would rather have died than wore pink OR sneakers when I was a teenager, now everything I own is pink and I hardly wear anything other than sneakers.

I was raised as a boy which sometimes makes me wonder yet sometimes explains why I turned out so feminine in some aspects.

I live in a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and cows frequently roam thru my front yard.

I have the most awesome 13 year old son I could ever ask for, even though he is as big a dork as his mother.

I was adopted by a hotdog-loving stray cat more than 2 years ago.

I'm an only child. The doctor told my mother I was due in May but ended up born in July because country doctors didn't believe in inducing labor. (Much to my mother's displeasure obviously.)

I have only ever had one true best friend in my life. Despite years of great friendship and being bonded to them on so many different levels, they are no longer part of my life.

I love deeply, passionately and hard. I have loved many but only two have ever taken my whole heart.

I am very clumsy and tend to misplace things easily.

I buy a new (better) camera every few months.

I will not eat crunchy peanut butter.

I love yard sales, thrift stores and flea markets because you can find some of the most unusual things at those places.