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Old 05-31-2011, 04:53 AM   #5961
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It's going to be hotter than a prostitute in heat today.
I'm not looking forward to the humidity.
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Old 05-31-2011, 05:38 AM   #5962
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It is absolutely gorgeous out there this morning. The sun is shining brightly, it is warmish but not humid. It is perfect!

Now, I must go find my car. I think it is that mound of pollen with tires. It needs a bath.

And I need (or my aching back needs) a nice morning walk along the beach
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beautiful day here.. finaly no wind!! guess i better catch up on what i didnt get done outside.
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That my daughter and the Wee One could get the kitchen floor so gummy and dirty in two days off?

That if this job works out the way I am hoping, I can finally get back into a place of my own.

I miss having a space that is mine...
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... how much I am struggling to "wake up" and get a move on ... and how much longer I can ignore this sinus headache.
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THIS has been an absolutely perfect day so far.

The cat let me sleep until 6am. She didnt fuss until I made the mistake of opening one eye.

The weather is beautiful....blue skies without a cloud in sight, high 60's, no humidity, and a gentle breeze.

I managed to run my errands without gesturing at any tourists!

I decided to head to the beach today. There were all of 12 cars in the lot. Even tho there were kids playing on the beach, the silence was deafening. Thought my hearing left me until I realized I could hear the surf coming ashore.

Took a nice stroll down to the pier, had lunch with the sea gulls, and walked back.

Now that I cooled off a bit, I'm heading to the deck to read for a while.


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College is out for the summer and the boss's useless kid will be "helping" me in the office. He's about as useful as a f***ing box of rocks
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When you find out where to get a move on, can you let me know? I've been looking for one of those many years now!
LOL ... I most certainly will.
Actually, I did finally get a move on ... I did it by just doing and not thinking. The brain is a powerful anti-move on-er.

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The last 2 weekends were absolutely amazing!

NASCAR;

Eating boiled peanuts and actually tossing the shells on the ground...LOL;

Funnel cakes, lemonade, iced tea;

Late night pit stops at McDonalds for coffee - "We have to brew some"...LOL;

Cheerwine slushies;

A birthday celebration for someone very special;

Amazing food...i know someone who does some pretty awesome grilling ;

A sandal safari;

Awesome music;

Puppy kisses that tickle and make me laugh;

Most excellent company with loads of laughter, silliness and wonderful conversation;

That happy kind of exhausted that having such a wonderful time creates;

Going to bed early tonight...at least that's the plan at the moment...

Chuckles, it was a pretty good Nascar adventure indeed.

Laughing at someone with a handful of peanut shells looking around as if they're lost then "Where do I put the shells?"

Then the realization yesterday that Starbucks Mocha Frappicino's kinda suck when compared to LVM's.

Watching karma getting the two idiots in their pickup trucks that cut me off bang into each other, oops, I wanted to holler out the window and ask em how that bite on the ass felt, lol.

Of course I'll keep your little hidden Nascar secrets or is that not so Nascar secrets, lol. It was fun educating you, wasn't it Blade? lol
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Chuckles, it was a pretty good Nascar adventure indeed.

Laughing at someone with a handful of peanut shells looking around as if they're lost then "Where do I put the shells?"

Then the realization yesterday that Starbucks Mocha Frappicino's kinda suck when compared to LVM's.

Watching karma getting the two idiots in their pickup trucks that cut me off bang into each other, oops, I wanted to holler out the window and ask em how that bite on the ass felt, lol.

Of course I'll keep your little hidden Nascar secrets or is that not so Nascar secrets, lol. It was fun educating you, wasn't it Blade? lol
Hey now...it was only my second exposure to boiled peanuts and i had not been schooled in proper peanut procedure...

LVM totally rocks! Of course now i crave them at odd hours and for odd reasons...

Ah yes...karma can be lovely...i still cannot get over how long it took that woman to get the other guy's info...Hey, remember the lady with the pillow? LOL

Oh, and what about the bathroom snafu? Sooooo wrong!

i truly appreciate you keeping my NASCAR secrets...especially the more embarassing ones...
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