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Old 06-01-2011, 05:44 AM   #5981
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Old 06-01-2011, 07:13 AM   #5982
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Chuckles, it was a pretty good Nascar adventure indeed.

Laughing at someone with a handful of peanut shells looking around as if they're lost then "Where do I put the shells?"

Then the realization yesterday that Starbucks Mocha Frappicino's kinda suck when compared to LVM's.

Watching karma getting the two idiots in their pickup trucks that cut me off bang into each other, oops, I wanted to holler out the window and ask em how that bite on the ass felt, lol.

Of course I'll keep your little hidden Nascar secrets or is that not so Nascar secrets, lol. It was fun educating you, wasn't it Blade? lol
Yes it was. She became educated in ways she never knew existed, in the past 2 weekends. She might even have earned her "Redneck Woman" card. Well she probably has a few more points to score first but she's well on her way.
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Yes it was. She became educated in ways she never knew existed, in the past 2 weekends. She might even have earned her "Redneck Woman" card. Well she probably has a few more points to score first but she's well on her way.
Yep, she was even dancing in the car and singing Gretchen Wilson's Redneck Woman. She's getting there, chuckles. We can't give her too much of a big head otherwise that sparkly lil pussified ball cap won't fit anymore, lol.
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Old 06-01-2011, 10:13 PM   #5987
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I can't stop thinking about the newest clients I have in-house tonight. A mother with five kids age 3months to 13years. The husband apparently went nuts. He beat the wife badly then raped one of the daughters. He is in jail, thank goodness. It's a horrible emotional rollercoaster the wife and children are going through. It's so sad and heartwrenching to see this happen to this beautiful family.
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Old 06-01-2011, 10:27 PM   #5988
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Wondering if I should indulge myself with a 2011 Nissan Murano
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So much work and so little time....hopeful anticipation...growing frustrations with one of my professors....hopeful anticipation......thankful for my blessings....hopeful anticipation....impatiently waiting....balancing act...time go slowly but yet time go more quickly please....ok just gimme what I want! LOL!!
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Yep, she was even dancing in the car and singing Gretchen Wilson's Redneck Woman. She's getting there, chuckles. We can't give her too much of a big head otherwise that sparkly lil pussified ball cap won't fit anymore, lol.
i saw things over the last 2 weekends i never thought i'd ever see! Cannot believe i was actually worried about my selected attire for the events...LOL

Getting covered with cinnamon, sugar and salt from funnel cakes and pretzels was sooooo much fun! Wondering am i still "Harvest Spice" or has my Spice Girls name changed?

Sitting between you two handsome devils was nearly more than this lil femme could handle...

Oh no, you did not say that about my sparkly hat! LOL

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I'm thinking about the glimmer of happiness on the horizon.

How much I miss my kids (and those grandkids too!!!!). How talking to them makes me light up like a Christmas tree in full regalia.

I'm thinking about how some people can be so very self indulgent that they not once take into consideration the feelings and lives of others.

I'm thinking I'm definitely a bundle of mixed emotions, some very positive..and some so very not.
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a long, overdue, much needed VACATION! HOPEFULLY, in 2 weeks, we'll be on our way to Pensacola Florida for some fun in the sun! **crossing fingers and makin' a wish that we can swing this last minute trip**
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Trying to figure out what's going on over at the Clerk of Court's office these days...pleadings taken over to be filed are being filed but we're not getting all of them back (sometimes all copies are being dropped in Court files); Orders are being entered but we are not always getting our copies; Calendar Notices are disappearing - i've got to rush one over to the Courthouse first thing this morning because the one we filed on Wednesday (with new hearing date) disappeared without a trace and the case is still on the calendar this morning. If i don't get it over there by 8:45 our client's case will be dismissed...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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