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i've heard this a before but had forgotten it until i came across it again while i was reading today:
HORSEFEATHERS!!! damselfly
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Are you daft?
I still refer to myself as a flibbertygibbet, though I've seen it spelled other ways too. I've called myself a fussbudget too. Now, don't lollygag around. My Gramps used to warn me against engaging in tomfoolery, but I think someone may have said that one already. A couple more for the road: ...on a wing and a prayer ...lickety split ...snug as a bug in a rug |
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whenever someone complained about getting old my grandpa(& now dad does too) said "its better than the alternative"
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"Ambulance you got a chance...If its a hearse its got to be worse"
Not sure how old this one is...but I love it! lol |
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"Why isn't she just cuter than a bug's ear?"
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just heard tonight at work.....
-Raining like a cow pissin' on a flat rock -bout as worthless as peein' in the ocean
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...on wee-weeing...this reminded me of:
"I have to pee so bad, my eyeballs are floating." lol
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Something said by one who is constantly committing faux pas...
"I just open my mouth to change feet."
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Some of My favorites:
Drat! Ornery and Shenanigans
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It's just going to get a lick and a promise..... means I will clean lightly now and promise to do a better job soon.
Andrea
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sit a spell
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prit' near
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batty: She's been a bit batty since she got older.
tetched: He's a bit tetched in the head if you know what I mean. three sheets to the wind: When they come outta that bar, they was three sheets to the wind. to beat the band: She was a-singin' and a clappin' to beat the band. lick o' sense: Billie Joe never had a lick o' sense. (Pass the biscuits please.)
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They don't have a pot to pee in but they spent money on foolishness.
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