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Old 06-19-2011, 05:36 PM   #1
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I might have heard that once or twice.

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I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...

Keeping company.


I love that term for a courting couple...
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I haven't read all the posts, so my apologies if this one has been posted...

Keeping company.


I love that term for a courting couple...
I don't believe we've seen that one yet, and I like it! Thanks!
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Today i had occasion to tell someone, "You bet your sweet bippy!". It feels good to say, you should try it.


cogitations- unpleasant thoughts

*I found it difficult to abide her company but I kept my cogitations to myself.
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Um, a tit on a cow is VERY useful...did you mean 'bull' perhaps?
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...on wee-weeing...this reminded me of:

"I have to pee so bad, my eyeballs are floating." lol
I used to hear "I have to pee like a Russian racehorse" a lot.

Today, I got to say, "Lord love a duck!" and I liked it.

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Lol, Miss Gemme, never heard about the Russian racehorse, but I have about 'Lord love a duck' - wish I knew the history behind that one.

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I'm not sure how particularly old-fashioned this is, but my grandma uses it and so do I:

passel - a large group of people or things; a pack.

I usually refer to the dogs in my home as a "passel of demons." Okay, there are only three of them but they sure feel like a larger pack when they all clamber around to say hi when I get home.
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