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Old 06-21-2011, 03:07 PM   #1
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Elbow relation - distant relation, like a cousin-in-law
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Old 06-21-2011, 03:57 PM   #2
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:32 PM   #3
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shut the door and your mouth behind it - <3 Grandma
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:38 PM   #4
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:48 PM   #5
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Don't let the door hit ya where the good lawd split ya!

I am only joshing...don't be a patsy.
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:10 PM   #6
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Old 06-23-2011, 05:22 PM   #7
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vexed - irritated; annoyed

*I am truly vexed by her insistent denial, despite ample proof.
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Old 06-21-2011, 08:42 PM   #8
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One of my favorites, that makes me cringe every time I use it (it's the first one). And I'm not even sure I can pull it off phonetically here, but I'll give 'er a go:

heyuh (as in *here*- to be used when calling someone or an animal *to* you.) The southerners will be the ones to get this first!

finer 'n frogs hair (answer when someone asks how you are doing)

fair ta middlin' (answer when someone asks how you are doing)

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People don't use enough Yiddish words anymore.

or maybe it's just where I am
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Old 06-21-2011, 09:13 PM   #11
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"It's hotter then a witches tit"

I've heard it the other way...'it's colder than a witch's tit'.

Interesting!


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Lol, Miss Gemme, never heard about the Russian racehorse, but I have about 'Lord love a duck' - wish I knew the history behind that one.
This is helpful. Not.

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_th...rd_love_a_duck

Today was a day for "more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs".
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