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Old 06-24-2011, 11:07 PM   #1
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I hate that I cant come have coffee or eat with you people.

I hate that I have to sell my jeep to get out of this pickle I'm in.

I hate that hate is so looked down upon and I'm gonna hate it
if we get scolded for hatin.
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I hate that I cant come have coffee or eat with you people.

I hate that I have to sell my jeep to get out of this pickle I'm in.

I hate that hate is so looked down upon and I'm gonna hate it
if we get scolded for hatin.
Awwww....I hate that you're having such a hard time. Your Jeep??? Really???
NOOOOO. Ditch it. Keep the Jeep. Take your rolling house and re-lo-cate.
Then I would talk about "love" more than "hate." Oh, probably not because I am note a sweet lovey person, but nice thought.
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Old 06-24-2011, 11:43 PM   #3
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I hate that I'm feeling no guilt whatsoever - woooppeeee!!! - for posting in the 'I hate' thread rather than the 'I love' thread.

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P.S. Oh, I forgot. I hate my gynae. surgeon for reasons best left unmentioned. Suffice it to say that Madonna's 'Like A Virgin' is now my personal anthem.
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I hate anything with bananas and nuts together.

I hate sandals and socks.

I hate sandals and BLACK socks even more.

I hate that ice cream is not a food group.

I hate that fuz's cast has caused her to play Mario cart a lot. And she can now beat me.

I hate that "glee" is not projected straight into my brain at will.

I hate that we can't steal dude's jeep and hold it ransom until we hear plans of a move here.
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Old 06-25-2011, 08:47 AM   #5
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I hate that I cant come have coffee or eat with you people.

I hate that I have to sell my jeep to get out of this pickle I'm in.

I hate that hate is so looked down upon and I'm gonna hate it
if we get scolded for hatin.




I hate that Dude is in a pickle. And.....what does that look like?

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Bugs really aren't that bad :-(
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Old 06-26-2011, 09:43 AM   #8
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Old 06-26-2011, 10:34 AM   #9
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present company excluded .. not that I'm calling you a bug, mind you ...
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... when people park in my damn parking spot! grrrrr

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... when people park in my damn parking spot! grrrrr

It sounds like "Tawanda" needs to pay a visit to these pesky people!~
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Concept: Dude in a pickle


Maybe a better way for Dude to be in a pickle, if he has to be inside one


I hate that Dude can't get the good kind of pickle instead of the crappy costume.
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Really hating non-restorative sleep patterns with pain waking me up. Also hating not having someone to go to some Giants ball games with! Guess that isn't a very romantic date kinda thing to ask someone to... LOL. Better to do something like seeing like theater or a film. Probably actually get a date, then! I miss having my best friend here and I miss being able to go see her and go to some storm games.
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I hate that there's a woman throwing up colored milk onto canvas, calling it art and people are buying the shit for a lot of money.
I hate that I never made money for throwing up.
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I hate.... whoever created the social phobia of unshaven legs on a female!!!! Nothing wrong with furry! I have a couple of scars on my legs that make it difficult to shave, always a bloody mess. In order to wear my shorts for work though... I have to shave my damn legs!!! This really BITES!
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