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06-27-2011, 07:15 AM
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In Trader Joe's:
"What's the difference between firm tofu, and extra firm tofu? Is it the taste?"
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06-27-2011, 07:20 AM
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On a suburban street in Columbus OH, one woman to another, looking out at the remains of a skunk run over in the street:
"At least the skunk smell masks the smell of decomposition." (I'm thinking that someone has been watching a bit much of the Casey Anthony trial.)
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06-29-2011, 10:58 PM
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Overheard on the Phone today between Snowy n Day:
"Wait, but I thought Godzilla killed the Robot."   
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06-30-2011, 05:29 PM
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Overheard somewhere in South Sac:  Anonymous: "...Ho bag" Daywalker: "...bless you" 
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07-02-2011, 05:48 PM
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overheard at the tarjzay
small child holding a transformers monopoly game - "i really need to get this one" accompanying adult figure - "wouldn't you rather get something fun like hungry hippos" small child - "no way that's childs prey" |
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