Derail Me ~ Please! - Page 6

Daywalker · 07-01-2011, 04:07 PM

Reba's hair resembles the color of chili in Tennessee.

In fact, when one orders a hot dog in the TN...they toss Chili on it.

Western folks like me called that a fucking Chili dog.

I don't really like Chili fucking dogs.

Get the Chili offa mah Dog.

Please n Thanks.

LeftWriteFemme · 07-01-2011, 04:12 PM

UofMfan · 07-01-2011, 04:26 PM

I always say please and thank you at the appropriate time.

Thank you mom and dad for bringing me up well.

I am wondering, should I have the most extraordinary cheesecake in the world now or should I wait till tomorrow?

I wish my brother still lived in NY.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-01-2011, 04:27 PM

I love butter pecan!

Bohemian Rhapsody · 07-01-2011, 10:51 PM

Hey You, get offa my cloud

Gemme · 07-02-2011, 01:43 PM

I prefer steaks in a restaurant. Actually, I'd prefer Curtis Stone to live with me and cook for me and so I would have professional steaks. At home.

Sprinkling salt on watermelon makes it taste sweeter.

Puppy feet smell like tiny Fritos.

I enjoy children. I like them broiled with pepper and bbq sauce and sometimes in a casserole.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Aint no sunshine when she's gone

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

I think that song You Are My Sunshine is kind of creepy. Know what I mean?

Creepy, no. Codependent and unhealthy, yes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by princessbelle

I do not like nor appreciate jazz.

Not even this?

Quote:

Originally Posted by hpychick

and have you ever wondered why some dominants refer to themselves at He, Hy, Hys, Me, etc?

That's consensual topping!

Ohh...and topping, I loved whipped topping...oh my goodness..

I had the perfect Independence weekend treat. Blueberries and strawberries with whipped topping and nuts.

Quote:

Originally Posted by amiyesiam

what he means is

My wife is going to be f***** cranky when I tell her the plumbers are coming at 9am in the morning

god this not only means up before 9am on my day off
it means up, showered, and DRESSED (in actual clothes)before 9am in the morning
who does this?

I like to greet the handymen in unsuitable attire. It lets them know that I have other things I'd rather be doing.

Subtraction is math.

Reduction is food.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reduction_(cooking)

Did I mention I'd like for Curtis Stone to come to my house?

Daywalker · 07-02-2011, 02:08 PM

That guy was on the Celebrity Apprentice.

I used to watch it until trout head got all Political.

He really pissed me off,
cuz I was left hanging on the Meat Loaf n Busey Feud.

Daywalker · 07-02-2011, 02:10 PM

Curtis Stone

LeftWriteFemme · 07-02-2011, 02:18 PM

Corkey · 07-02-2011, 04:52 PM

My IBS is acting up making me want to hurt someone. No, not her.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-02-2011, 05:47 PM

I too wanna hurt someone (Grant) heh....

~Bo · 07-02-2011, 06:47 PM

The damn fireworks are freaking my poor dog out.

He wants to hide under my shirt.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-02-2011, 06:48 PM

What kind of dog does ~Bo have?

Gentle Tiger · 07-02-2011, 07:17 PM

What about the underlying question - what does Bo know? Talk amongst yourselves.

Daywalker · 07-02-2011, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger

What about the underlying question - what does Bo know? Talk amongst yourselves.

I imagine Bo in a past life doing Commercials.

The_Lady_Snow · 07-02-2011, 08:12 PM

I hope some of these butches, guys, fellas, dudes, allies go in and show some love on Femme Appreciation Day

Tcountry · 07-02-2011, 08:46 PM

It is weird to be watching Storm Chasers while it is storming outside???

scootebaby · 07-02-2011, 08:48 PM

We are watching drunk Russians(i think) ice skate down a bobsled course--it is an actual competition!

Dante · 07-02-2011, 09:32 PM

Watching Lady Gaga concert ,with the volume cranked up and puppies are sleeping through the fireworks. Try that.

Gemme · 08-25-2011, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

Rumor Willis needs to die!!!

Well, I wouldn't go THAT far. That seems a little harsh.

I don't particularly care for her with blonde or red hair though.

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07-01-2011, 04:27 PM	#104
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Daywalker Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Hippy Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: * Posts: 3,750 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 6,499 Thanked 11,916 Times in 2,700 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	That guy was on the Celebrity Apprentice. I used to watch it until trout head got all Political. He really pissed me off, cuz I was left hanging on the Meat Loaf n Busey Feud. __________________ www.SirDaywalker.com

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07-02-2011, 02:10 PM	#108
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07-02-2011, 05:47 PM	#111
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07-02-2011, 06:47 PM	#112
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07-02-2011, 06:48 PM	#113
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07-02-2011, 08:12 PM	#116
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