Lies You've Told

little_ms_sunshyne · 07-03-2011, 11:57 PM

I once told a drunk woman I was a Lesbian polygamist and had 2 sister wives...I convinced her that she should join.

tapu · 07-04-2011, 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by little_ms_sunshyne

I once told a drunk woman I was a Lesbian polygamist and had 2 sister wives...I convinced her that she should join.

and i thought i had good lines....

pajama · 07-04-2011, 08:55 AM

I refuse to disclose on the grounds that it will incriminate me both here and at large.

Plus they really were of the bland, lie to your parents to see your boyfriend type. Or the extensive sets of lies to get into clubs or buy booze.

I love reading this thread thou. Keep them coming.

A

Ciaran · 07-04-2011, 02:13 PM

Back in the early 1990s, I had started to date a really nice girl and we'd decided to go to the cinema. It was her choice of film and she decided on going to see Naked Gun 33 1/3.

I knew nothing about it (or most other Hollywood films for that matter) but, trying to be uber-cool, I pretended otherwise. On the evening we met up, she asked me what I thought of Leslie Nielsen. Every Lesley I'd know in real life had been female so I instantly replied that she was a great actress and that I was a massive fan of hers .....

The date went downhill from there and taught me that, if I'm going to tell a bare-faced lie, make sure I know what I'm talking about !!!

CherylNYC · 07-04-2011, 05:58 PM

My most persistent lie:

"I'm sorry, have no idea how fast I was going, Officer. I was just keeping up with traffic."

tonaderspeisung · 07-05-2011, 10:10 PM

i told my coworkers i was busy all holiday weekend with my other job and true passion in life - impersonating neil diamond.
i also told them i'm in especially high demand on the fourth due to my show stopping rendition of america.

the worst part is - i almost got away with it

07-04-2011, 05:58 PM	#5
CherylNYC Member How Do You Identify?: Stonefemme lesbian Preferred Pronoun?: I'm a woman. Behave accordingly. Relationship Status: Single, not looking. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: NYC Posts: 1,467 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,474 Thanked 7,109 Times in 1,205 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	My most persistent lie: "I'm sorry, have no idea how fast I was going, Officer. I was just keeping up with traffic." __________________ Cheryl

07-05-2011, 10:10 PM	#6
tonaderspeisung Member How Do You Identify?: asleep at the synthesizer Preferred Pronoun?: crown prince of dirty disco Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: the dollar bin Posts: 1,392 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,082 Thanked 1,751 Times in 849 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	today i lied - just for this thread i told my coworkers i was busy all holiday weekend with my other job and true passion in life - impersonating neil diamond. i also told them i'm in especially high demand on the fourth due to my show stopping rendition of america. the worst part is - i almost got away with it

07-03-2011, 11:57 PM	#1
little_ms_sunshyne Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: . Posts: 3,312 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 13,339 Thanked 12,241 Times in 2,541 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	*I once told a drunk woman I was a Lesbian polygamist and had 2 sister wives...I convinced her that she should join.*

07-04-2011, 08:55 AM	#3
pajama Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Klingon Preferred Pronoun?: She Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Just South of Nashvegas Baby Posts: 3,115 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,546 Thanked 7,476 Times in 1,808 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I refuse to disclose on the grounds that it will incriminate me both here and at large. Plus they really were of the bland, lie to your parents to see your boyfriend type. Or the extensive sets of lies to get into clubs or buy booze. I love reading this thread thou. Keep them coming. A

07-04-2011, 02:13 PM	#4
Ciaran Member How Do You Identify?: Altocalciphilic Preferred Pronoun?: Papa Smurf Relationship Status: Curmudgeonous spinster Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: London (but from Belfast) Posts: 678 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 471 Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Back in the early 1990s, I had started to date a really nice girl and we'd decided to go to the cinema. It was her choice of film and she decided on going to see Naked Gun 33 1/3. I knew nothing about it (or most other Hollywood films for that matter) but, trying to be uber-cool, I pretended otherwise. On the evening we met up, she asked me what I thought of Leslie Nielsen. Every Lesley I'd know in real life had been female so I instantly replied that she was a great actress and that I was a massive fan of hers ..... The date went downhill from there and taught me that, if I'm going to tell a bare-faced lie, make sure I know what I'm talking about !!!