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Old 07-12-2011, 10:04 AM   #1
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Dilatory - tardy, stalling

*I was prepared to leave a 5 o'clock but was delayed by my dilatory child.
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Old 07-12-2011, 12:53 PM   #2
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Inspired by Mary Hooper.
Take your half out of the middle.
You're all shined up like a new penny.
That car is deer. (meaning the car is expensive)
Oh she thinks her shit is better than ice cream, I don't see anyone following her around with a dixie cup.
The hail fellow well met. (Meaning he thinks he's more important than he is)
Too dumb to come in out of the rain.
You pay the band, you pick the music.
Hard work never killed anybody yet.
You kids have everything coming and going, you don't know what it means to go without.
Like it or lump it.
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But for the grace of god, there go I.
Shirts going one way, pants going the other, you look like a bag tied in the middle.
(My fav. One) laughing leads to crying.
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:09 PM   #3
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Let's make like the wind and blow ...
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And yet I have more. Ha Am I the only one posting on this thread? Haha
If wishes were horses beggers would ride.
people in hell want ice water. Usually came after I said I wanted something she couldn't afford.
Give um an inch they will take a mile.
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You could screw up a 1 car funeral procession.
A fool and his money soon part.
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Old 07-13-2011, 01:45 PM   #6
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