What do you want?

JAGG · 07-19-2011, 08:58 PM

I realize it's a tall order. I want someone who can pick figs by the time they are 3, and put them neatly in a zip lock bag, in case someone might want to take a picture. Some one who could skin a buck and scale a fish. Or remove a countertop, sink and all and toss it outside for the trash. Someone who could rip all the peach fuzz off my face with some over priced duct tape. Some one with crazy skills in basketball or tennis. Someone who's destiny is to be eaten by sharks. That really narrows my list, but I'm hopeful.

MissPriss · 07-19-2011, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I realize it's a tall order. I want someone who can pick figs by the time they are 3, and put them neatly in a zip lock bag, in case someone might want to take a picture. Some one who could skin a buck and scale a fish. Or remove a countertop, sink and all and toss it outside for the trash. Someone who could rip all the peach fuzz off my face with some over priced duct tape. Some one with crazy skills in basketball or tennis. That really narrows my list, but I'm hopeful.

me too skinning a buck is a must!!! I fell like singing "Im just a guy" to every butch I have dated, and Im such a girl. Its strange!

FlowerFem · 07-22-2011, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I realize it's a tall order. I want someone who can pick figs by the time they are 3, and put them neatly in a zip lock bag, in case someone might want to take a picture. Some one who could skin a buck and scale a fish. Or remove a countertop, sink and all and toss it outside for the trash. Someone who could rip all the peach fuzz off my face with some over priced duct tape. Some one with crazy skills in basketball or tennis. Someone who's destiny is to be eaten by sharks. That really narrows my list, but I'm hopeful.

Sharks ? I am a pretty good tennis player, but the rest of your desires, I have no experience with. Quite a range of different things, for sure. Were you joking about sharks?

MissPriss · 07-22-2011, 01:59 PM

At the moment...........

a tall galss of Jose
huge plate of chilli cheese fries
green skittles

ReDo · 07-22-2011, 02:44 PM

for hym to kiss my soul

SweetJane · 09-19-2011, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by JAGG

I realize it's a tall order. I want someone who can pick figs by the time they are 3, and put them neatly in a zip lock bag, in case someone might want to take a picture. Some one who could skin a buck and scale a fish. Or remove a countertop, sink and all and toss it outside for the trash. Someone who could rip all the peach fuzz off my face with some over priced duct tape. Some one with crazy skills in basketball or tennis. Someone who's destiny is to be eaten by sharks. That really narrows my list, but I'm hopeful.

Yep that's a tall order. I've done demo and can do maintenance on my own car, but never skinned a buck yet I can clean fish---and I even bait my own hook. I'm an independent femme but will ask for help when I need to. Hmmmm sharks.... I don't swim that well so being eaten by a shark is possible.....grins.

tapu · 09-19-2011, 01:52 PM

open borders

starryeyes · 09-19-2011, 02:45 PM

I want to pay off my house!!!

Starry

foxyshaman · 09-19-2011, 03:10 PM

Mad Tantra skills
Laughter from the deep belly
Tall enough I can stand under her chin (cause I am super tall at 5' f*ck all)
A good enough wrestler she can let me believe I pinned her

That's all for now...

Soft*Silver · 09-19-2011, 11:25 PM

more financial security

a horse (if I get the first one, I get the second one)

to go to the reunion...at least once

go to the Mermaid Festival at Coney Park

go to Burning Man

see the Grand Canyon

go to Chincateague Island to see the ponies

go to the Kentucky Derby

BugsAndKisses · 10-18-2011, 07:28 PM

I want someone who can keep up with me, someone who can take the full force of my little hurricane of energy. When I am on the edge and afraid to jump I don't want to be comforted I want to be pushed. I want to get so good and muddy we don't come clean for days!

I want someone to help me teach my son baseball, I want someone who is just as proud of him as I am when he hits his first home run. I want to sit around a dinner table and talk about the day.

I want someone to keep me up all night biting my lip. I want someone to wind their hand in my hair when I lay my head on their chest.

I defiantly want someone to put this damn big wheels together cause my temper has just about hit the roof! It is my firm belief that you can do anything if you can read and that the words "I don't know" should always be followed with "but I can find out".....having such beliefs I have a pretty firm grip on "some assembly required" but F*CK if I know how to get this damn little piece of metal to stay on this bloody axle

...GRRRRR!

07-19-2011, 08:58 PM	#1
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07-22-2011, 02:44 PM	#5
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09-19-2011, 11:25 PM	#10
SoftSilver Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: rose cottage Posts: 5,592 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,948 Thanked 15,894 Times in 4,062 Posts Rep Power*: 21474857	more financial security a horse (if I get the first one, I get the second one) to go to the reunion...at least once go to the Mermaid Festival at Coney Park go to Burning Man see the Grand Canyon go to Chincateague Island to see the ponies go to the Kentucky Derby __________________ Pole bachit, a lis chuye. The field sees, the forest hears

07-22-2011, 01:59 PM	#4
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10-18-2011, 07:28 PM	#11
BugsAndKisses Member How Do You Identify?: ladybug, lover of little things Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Settled Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: florida Posts: 341 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 278 Thanked 864 Times in 215 Posts Rep Power: 10789160	I want someone who can keep up with me, someone who can take the full force of my little hurricane of energy. When I am on the edge and afraid to jump I don't want to be comforted I want to be pushed. I want to get so good and muddy we don't come clean for days! I want someone to help me teach my son baseball, I want someone who is just as proud of him as I am when he hits his first home run. I want to sit around a dinner table and talk about the day. I want someone to keep me up all night biting my lip. I want someone to wind their hand in my hair when I lay my head on their chest. I defiantly want someone to put this damn big wheels together cause my temper has just about hit the roof! It is my firm belief that you can do anything if you can read and that the words "I don't know" should always be followed with "but I can find out".....having such beliefs I have a pretty firm grip on "some assembly required" but F*CK if I know how to get this damn little piece of metal to stay on this bloody axle...GRRRRR! __________________ The past is history, the future is a mystery but today is a gift, thats why its called the present http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j6...psdd598a2e.jpg