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Old 07-20-2011, 02:32 AM   #1
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The city murdered more perfectly good trees in my area of the nature reserve again today. They claim there was too much diversity. Trees that grew together for hundreds of years in peace.They told me it is good for them all to be the same-oak. More than half the forest where the animals and I live will be gone tomorrow.
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Old 07-20-2011, 07:09 AM   #2
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My step daughter moved in 2 weeks ago has an overnight date this weekend and refuses to go on birth control because she forgets to take the pills or just doesn't want to.

I said okay fine I will take you to get the depo shot well that doesn't work for 14 days so I told her use a condom.. Sounds so simple.. He is allegic to laytex okay I will find non laytex condoms... well he is allergic to lube and there are no dry condoms..


OH MY FREAKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

I swear I am going to strangle her. So I said fine dont have freakin SEX
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Old 07-20-2011, 09:30 AM   #3
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Tree trimmers supposed to be @ my house @ 7:30AM this morning. At 8:00, I called the company & oh, they need to reschedule for tomorrow. Now I am late for work & then need to leave early tomorrow *grrr*.

Have to trim my trees because my neighbor keeps coming into my yard when I am not home to whack off branches on ny tree (big beautiful 50 year old tree). He says he is not cutting my tree but my other neighbor sees him in my yard with his ladder.

Oh & it costs a fortune to trim them professionally.
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Incompetence.

If you do not know how to do your job or take a shitty approach and do your job half-ass which causes me to have to run around cleaning up your mess, you need to find yourself another job.

Because this bitch? Is about to lose her shit on some people in d-base.
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Ok, WHY did Facebook think it was a good idea to let people add other people to groups without their permission? REALLY?
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I did...ugh. Bad day. I blame jet lag.
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The idiot in front of me on the expressway who was nice enough to use a turn signal but continued to drive in two lanes at 55 for half a freakin mile.
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