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Old 07-21-2011, 12:19 PM   #7101
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Today I had the pleasure of talking with a Farmers insurance agent that I deal with on a large account. He spent our entire 10-minute conversation talking to me in the Aflac duck voice. I am not kidding.

I love my job.
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*jaw drop*

I'm flipping through tv channels and came across a program call Hoarders. There is a man who lives with thousands of rats. His floor is covered with food for the rats. Soooooo shocking to see this.
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I've seen Hoarders. I found myself having the most complicated and ambivalent feelings about that show. It's so depressing. More so than Intervention or Obsession or the others. Hey, I think A&E offers episodes of all those online, if you get into it.
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Those shows are all interesting. I know people put down those shows or smirk at them but they do serve a purpose, whether therapeutic or inspirational.
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I missed my 1000th post....gosh I hope it was a good one...lol
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Ya, you missed it by a whoooooole bunch!!
you didn't tell me either...lol :P
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Old 07-22-2011, 12:29 AM   #7113
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So I was searching for the states where same sex marriages are legal and I stumbled upon a post by someone that I thought was kinda cool...

He said:

"Yes, there are passages in Scripture which are considered by some to be against the Homosexual and Lesbian life style. However, there are also passages directly related to Heterosexual activity, and we dont seem to quote them quite so often."

Food for thought

Random..thought I would share. Made me have an "Aha" moment lol

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Old 07-22-2011, 09:20 AM   #7114
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I live up north on an island in the Atlantic. Summer is usually a breeze here....pun intended. I like it cuz I hate the heat and we get little heat compared to the rest of the country.

The hell on earth heat wave has arrived here this morning. Temps expected in the 90's (huh?) with heat index in the low hundreds ( double huh?).

So, it's making me wonder, has anyone ever actually tried frying an egg on the sidewalk? And at what temperature does human skin actually boil?

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I was picking my way across these really hurtful river rocks yesterday in the Ossippee and, being the chronic klutz I am, I fell hard on my butt and it hurt like hell.

There were, like, 15 other people on the river and of course no one else fell--just me.

I can't tell you how many times I have done something similar in front of a crowd, to hear people yell, Are you okay??

Adding insult to injury, they sometimes yell, Is she okay??

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Your situation may endanger your life and limbs, but only your thoughts can endanger your happiness. Telling yourself a miserable mental story about your circumstances creates suffering. Telling yourself a more positive and grateful story, studies show, increases happiness. Wherever you are, whatever you're doing, choose thoughts that knit your heart together, rather than tear it apart.
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