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Just for a laugh at smokers and the things they do. I recieved this from a friend and thought I would share it here. I am glad that I will not be doing this when I am 80!
Not allowed to smoke inside, Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted.
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Whoa! I just got struck by a massive smoking urge!
What I realized the other day was that I replaced my smoking with drinking soda pop. Good grief! Today alone I must have drank 64 ounces!
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