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View Poll Results: When it comes to toilet paper, do you:
Fold it neatly 29 25.22%
Wad/Crumple/Scrunch 34 29.57%
Wrap it around your hand 18 15.65%
Prefer Baby Wipes over toilet paper 6 5.22%
Make Origami out of it 5 4.35%
Use exactly one square to save the environment 0 0%
It doesn't matter because I use so much I plug the toilet every time 2 1.74%
Forget it - You prefer to drip-dry! 1 0.87%
Toilet paper is for weaklings, give me the tree bark! 3 2.61%
I refuse to talk about this! 17 14.78%
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Old 08-03-2011, 05:51 AM   #1
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I would suggest that folding uses more toilet paper...you have to use a lot if you don't want the wetness to soak through onto your hand.

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Old 08-03-2011, 06:07 AM   #2
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Both...folded for wet stuff, scrumpled for solid stuff.
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See, I can't crumple on the off-chance that the tiniest space might be left uncovered and my hand my bust through.
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Since O/our budget won't stretch to TP, I just drip dry.

When it comes to #2, B. makes me do it on the rhubarb (no expensive bags of fertilizer here) then wipe using the leaves.

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I'm a wrap it around your hand-er to start it off. I don't know why exactly, because then i take it and fold it up and then i'm still not done, because at that point, i crumple and wad it.

Why do i do these things.

See how this site makes you "dig" deep into your inner compartments and really rationalize your true self? I had no idea i took so much time for this one simple thing.

No wonder my partners are always waiting outside the door with their legs crossed.

I guess i'm an over achiever toilet paper princess.
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I scrunch. I enjoy that multi-dimensional wiping sensation.
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I just use my hand and then wipe it off.



Christ! I'm joking! Can't anyone tell when I'm joking?!



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I just use my hand and then wipe it off.



Christ! I'm joking! Can't anyone tell when I'm joking?!



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Just so you know Dixie, I start with a neat dry fold and then I follow up with a baby wipe. Don't like the dingleberries.

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Ok - I think I should win a trophy just because Duchess used the word "dingleberries"! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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See, I can't crumple on the off-chance that the tiniest space might be left uncovered and my hand my bust through.
You need The Charmin extra strong, heavy duty jumbo roll.



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Crumpler.

I would suggest that folding uses more toilet paper...you have to use a lot if you don't want the wetness to soak through onto your hand.

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now im gonna have to put this to the test because it seems it would be the opposite to me...but regardless of outcome(of test not waste) i will still fold--i just like to test theories


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