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Old 08-03-2011, 10:57 PM   #1
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

No clue

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

don't have any in a weird place

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

nope

4. What body part do you wash first?

my face

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

nothing strange

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

outtie

7. Do you pee in the pool?

hell no

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

park

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

No

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

none

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

It depend on my mood

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

all stalkers

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

no

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

my mom

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

if i did i wouldn't remember

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

If I have to choose it would be bath towels

17. What was your childhood nickname?

didn't have one

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
switched places with the passenger

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no way

20. How do you eat your cookie?

smack it

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.


22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

at least one

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

every day

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

I dont think so.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Nope

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Nope, I dont regret anything I do


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

probably did

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

no

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

help of course

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

when did it leave?
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Old 08-04-2011, 03:15 PM   #2
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

No clue

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

don't have any in a weird place

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

nope

4. What body part do you wash first?

my face

5. What's the strangest talent you have?

nothing strange

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

outtie

7. Do you pee in the pool?

hell no

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

park

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

No

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

none

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

It depend on my mood

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

all stalkers

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

no

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

my mom

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

if i did i wouldn't remember

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

If I have to choose it would be bath towels

17. What was your childhood nickname?

didn't have one

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
switched places with the passenger

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
no way

20. How do you eat your cookie?

smack it

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.


22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

at least one

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

every day

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

I dont think so.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

Nope

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

Nope, I dont regret anything I do


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

probably did

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?

no

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

help of course

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

when did it leave?
12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?

all stalkers

LOL!!
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Old 08-04-2011, 04:44 PM   #3
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?

Kyle

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?

A small one right between my ( * ) ( * )

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?

I'm curious like that.

4. What body part do you wash first?

My goldilocks.

5. What's the strangest talent you have?


It has been stated that I have a healing touch.

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?

Definitely an innie.

7. Do you pee in the pool?

I don't, but I have. Don't judge.

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?

Park

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?

Nada

10. How many times have you been cussed out?

More than once. What can I say, I calls it like I sees it.

11. Which shoe do you put on first?

The right one.

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?


They are day walkers.

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?

Indeed!

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?

Cruel Joke

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?

I've had beautiful love letters.

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?

I would air dry my flesh.

17. What was your childhood nickname?

half-pint and my dad always called me Butch - don't laugh. Ironic I know, but he'd do it until I cried.

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?

I flashed a trucker on National Flash a Trucker Day.

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?

When I was a young child. again, don't judge me.

20. How do you eat your cookie?

I am not exactly sure what this means, but we'll go with the nongutterPGversion... I eat the middle first. Oreo's. sheesh. I said PG.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.

Walk around nekkie's.

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?

A few of those with the cutesy umbrella!

23. How often do you clean out your ears?

Daily right after I shower.

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?

Fold.

25. Do you have any strange phobias?

Not so much a phobia but, Cruel will never asked me to crawl under the car/truck to hand tools or anything... I freaked out with the small space. Heaven help you if I run over a snake because my feet hit the dash faster than a stripper takes to a pole.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?


Only when it was pierced.

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?

I don't remember.


28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?

That i think I would remember.

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?


Yes, their laughing gave it away.

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?

I am a helper by nature. Cruel has had to wait for me after grocery shopping because she'll be talking and turn to find me and I am off carrying a granny's groceries to her car. i can't help it. She was so darn cute.

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?

Back, front, on top, sideways... think you get the point.
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