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08-28-2011, 06:39 PM
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overheard at the trader joes
cashier looking at customer's id - "you have such a beautiful name - i love it" customer - "my father said he named me after the woman he should have married instead of my mom - i thought about changing it but i didn't because my mom is such a bitch" |
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09-02-2011, 01:43 PM
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overheard at the gas station
guy 1 - "hey man - got big plans for the weekend?"
guy 2 - "i've got ladies on deck - and i'm married!" (followed by a very tigger like whoo hoo hooo giggle sound) |
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09-02-2011, 04:20 PM
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Timed Out
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She makes me dance like a fool and forget how to breathe. Join Date: Mar 2010
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Is it overheard if it was said directly to me? ...
"I think it's stupid to put a stick up your penis. And I really mean it." |
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09-02-2011, 04:46 PM
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Overheard on a plane yesterday.
Pilot: Ma'am we are going to have to call the FAA and have you removed from this plane if you can't keep your kitten into it's box. Lady: I'm not going anywhere. I paid extra to bring her with me and she's going if she gets in her box or not. Pilot: We can't leave the ground with your kitten free and at large and possibly roaming around on the plane. Man beside me...."Dear lord please let her to put her damn kitty away." Me.... .gif "Say What?")
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09-02-2011, 04:47 PM
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At Portland First Friday Art Walk:
"Oh, yeah? Well, SMEG ME!" Now... was that necessary?
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09-10-2011, 02:41 PM
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Overheard in a Secret Hippy Garden
 "Remember when you stop to smell the flowers, no one likes a Bogart. Now kindly remove the weed from yer nostrils."  
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09-23-2011, 07:44 PM
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Senior Member
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call it as u see it Relationship Status:
Completely...complete ;)  Join Date: Aug 2010
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over txt
S: what r u thinkin?
T: miss u...cats are fed... S: miss u. Lonley bed.  T: hey, that rhymed. *shake head* opposite schedules are interesting sometimes...lol
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09-24-2011, 05:57 PM
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Timed Out
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Overheard in the fabric store this morning *after* I had just spent a good half hour talking with the Random Fabric Store Person (RFSP) while she was cutting yard after yard after yard of spiffy sale fabric.
RFSP to Nina: So how are you two acquainted? Nina to RFSP: She's my boy. RFSP to Nina: Oh, she's your son? Nina to Me: Me to Nina:
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10-31-2011, 02:24 PM
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Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious and that shit doesn't sound atrocious! Relationship Status:
divorce happens..all that glitters ain't gold 
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My mother...title says it all
So my mother is in town again. To avoid snow and see the kids for Halloween. I walk into the room earlier and see her with my daughter she is crossing her legs over and over again while putting carrots in her own mouth and chewing them with very pursed lips. I watch this for a couple minutes trying to figure out what the heck my mother is doing. So 4 minutes later I walk around the corner....
Me: Ma what are you doing? Mother: What do you mean? Me: Ma come on what are you doing why do you keep chewing like that and crossing Gia's legs. Mother: Well now that she is one I thought now was a good time to show her how to keeps her legs closed and her mouth shut. Me: (full blown laughing) Really ma...you mean chew with her mouth closed and cross her legs like a lady right? (slight language barrier) Mother: Why of course dear...why are you laughing? Me: Had to just walk away ....left room |
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