Randomly Posting Stuff Cause You Feel Like It - Page 370

Ms. Meander · 08-31-2011, 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nat

Not unlike the importance of punctuation:

Let's go eat, Grandma.

VS.

Let's go eat Grandma.

lipstixgal · 09-01-2011, 12:27 AM

The girlfriend went to Flushing tonight to see the US Open and got back to the Port Authority to take the bus to NJ. Apparently she got the wrong bus and is going to Rutherford, NJ and we live in Hasbrouck Hts, NJ. I will be taking a trip there at 2:30 in the AM to go get her

I guess you do crazy things for love...but she's worth it..

Jeep · 09-01-2011, 02:29 AM

I have decided to start every conversation today with "I live in a van down by the river."

Bella~Vita · 09-01-2011, 02:43 AM

Ok so it's 4:40am and I'm still not asleep. I truly dislike when I have one of these nights. I'm sure tomorrow I will be tired. Ok ........ so now what?

Gentle Tiger · 09-01-2011, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kat_Fl

Ok so it's 4:40am and I'm still not asleep. I truly dislike when I have one of these nights. I'm sure tomorrow I will be tired. Ok ........ so now what?

Well, it's 2 o'clock where I am. I too am wide awake. What is up with that?!

Tawse · 09-01-2011, 06:11 AM

You know - sometimes you are concentrating so hard on not farting at a inappropriate time - that it makes it nigh near impossible to actually follow the conversation at hand.

NJFemmie · 09-01-2011, 06:21 AM

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit!

tapu · 09-01-2011, 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeep

I have decided to start every conversation today with "I live in a van down by the river."

Cool! Thanks for the idea. I love this stuff....

I'm deciding between "I wear socks" and "I know you are, but what am I?"

asphaltcowboi · 09-01-2011, 07:03 AM

Why I Am now Divorced.

Last week was my birthday and I didn't
feel very well waking up on that morning.

I went downstairs for breakfast
hoping my husband would be pleasant and say,
'Happy Birthday!',
and possibly have a small present for me.

As it turned out,
he barely said good morning,
let alone a Happy Birthday.'

I thought....

Well, that's marriage for you,
but the kids....
They will remember.

My kids came pounding down stairs to breakfast
and didn't say a word..
So when I left for the office,
I felt pretty low
and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office,
my handsome Boss Rick, said,
'Good morning, lady,
and by the way
Happy Birthday ! '
It felt a little better
that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock ,
when Rick knocked on my door
and said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day outside,
and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch,
just you and me..'
I said, 'Thanks, Rick,
that's the greatest thing
I've heard all day.
Let's go!'

We went to lunch.
But we didn't go
where we normally would go.
He chose instead a quiet bistro
with a private table.
We had two martinis each
and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office,
Rick said, 'You know,
It's such a beautiful day...
We don't need to go straight back to the office,
Do we?'

I responded,
'I guess not.
What do you have in mind?'
he said,
'Let's drop by my place,
it's just around the corner.'
After arriving at his house,
Rick turned to me and said,
If you don't mind,
I'm going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment.
I'll be right back.'
'Ok.' I nervously replied.

He went into the bedroom and,
after a couple of minutes,
he came out
carrying a huge birthday cake ...
Followed
by my husband
my kids,
and dozens of my friends
and co-workers,
all singing 'Happy Birthday'.
And I just sat there....

On the couch....

Naked.

Abigail Crabby · 09-01-2011, 07:04 AM

Abigail Crabby · 09-01-2011, 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger

Well, it's 2 o'clock where I am. I too am wide awake. What is up with that?!

Well it's 9:07 am and I'm wide awake - I hope y'all get to take a nap today lol

Dominique · 09-01-2011, 07:24 AM

No where in the weather report for today did they say rain....

I made it to work (on the bicycle) ok...but wasn't here five minutes and it started to rain.

It has all day to rain. Just so it quits by the time I'm ready to leave.

Well, now that I've typed that all out, so what if it's raining when I leave. I'm only going home, and it's just water.

Abigail Crabby · 09-01-2011, 07:35 AM

Someone please give me a rational reason why I shouldn't just go back to bed and call out gay today?

tapu · 09-01-2011, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abigail Crabby

Someone please give me a rational reason why I shouldn't just go back to bed and call out gay today?

Call and tell them you need a mental health day. Then say, "Ha! Mental health day, I wish! Who am I fooling? I need a mental illness day." They won't say another word. I've found I can use this repeatedly with all the same people and it remains sacrosanct. Though they might look at you funny the next day.

funkyfemme · 09-01-2011, 10:16 AM

"I got a fever and the only thing that's gonna bring it down, is more cowbell."

Bella~Vita · 09-01-2011, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentle Tiger

Well, it's 2 o'clock where I am. I too am wide awake. What is up with that?!

And here I thought it was just me GT. We have active brains that won't shut off ..geesh ....

Dominique · 09-01-2011, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kat_Fl

And here I thought it was just me GT. We have active brains that won't shut off ..geesh ....

I call that ~the skipping record~ just saying

Diva · 09-01-2011, 08:58 PM

I love having paint all over my hands.....

Ms. Meander · 09-02-2011, 06:17 AM

The second harvest of raspberries has begun! It feels like the bounty here is never-ending. But it will end, I am aware in the chill of a September morning. It makes this decadence bitter-sweet.

Dominique · 09-02-2011, 06:26 AM

I thought this was perfect!...let's laugh

09-01-2011, 12:27 AM	#7382
lipstixgal Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: She Relationship Status: coupled Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: New Jersey Posts: 3,028 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 201 Thanked 1,690 Times in 1,064 Posts Rep Power: 1494761	The girlfriend went to Flushing tonight to see the US Open and got back to the Port Authority to take the bus to NJ. Apparently she got the wrong bus and is going to Rutherford, NJ and we live in Hasbrouck Hts, NJ. I will be taking a trip there at 2:30 in the AM to go get her I guess you do crazy things for love...but she's worth it.. __________________ Gail

09-01-2011, 02:29 AM	#7383
Jeep Member How Do You Identify?: confused Relationship Status: YEEHAW!!! Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Here Posts: 131 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 51 Thanked 141 Times in 56 Posts Rep Power: 602026	I have decided to start every conversation today with "I live in a van down by the river." __________________ I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window~Author Unknown Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. ~Author Unknown

09-01-2011, 02:43 AM	#7384
Bella~Vita Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: she Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: where salt is used for Margaritas not Snow Posts: 891 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,049 Thanked 1,322 Times in 443 Posts Rep Power: 7157596	Ok so it's 4:40am and I'm still not asleep. I truly dislike when I have one of these nights. I'm sure tomorrow I will be tired. Ok ........ so now what? __________________ ~ I believe that pleasing everyone is impossible..... but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake ~

09-01-2011, 06:21 AM	#7387
NJFemmie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: The original lime-twisted femme Preferred Pronoun?: I answer to most things, especially lesbian. Relationship Status: Still loving my Mare ;) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,683 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,343 Thanked 11,420 Times in 2,976 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit! __________________

09-01-2011, 07:03 AM	#7389
asphaltcowboi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: butch Relationship Status: HAPPY Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: ..... Posts: 1,509 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,367 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,042 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Why I Am now Divorced. Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, 'Happy Birthday!', and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he barely said good morning, let alone a Happy Birthday.' I thought.... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids.... They will remember. My kids came pounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word.. So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my handsome Boss Rick, said, 'Good morning, lady, and by the way Happy Birthday ! ' It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o'clock , when Rick knocked on my door and said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..' I said, 'Thanks, Rick, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!' We went to lunch. But we didn't go where we normally would go. He chose instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Rick said, 'You know, It's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do we?' I responded, 'I guess not. What do you have in mind?' he said, 'Let's drop by my place, it's just around the corner.' After arriving at his house, Rick turned to me and said, If you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be right back.' 'Ok.' I nervously replied. He went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, he came out carrying a huge birthday cake ... Followed by my husband my kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing 'Happy Birthday'. And I just sat there.... On the couch.... Naked. __________________

09-01-2011, 06:11 AM	#7386
Tawse Member How Do You Identify?: TG Gender Queer Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Atlanta Posts: 730 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,973 Thanked 2,733 Times in 642 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	You know - sometimes you are concentrating so hard on not farting at a inappropriate time - that it makes it nigh near impossible to actually follow the conversation at hand.

09-01-2011, 07:04 AM	#7390
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	__________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

09-01-2011, 07:24 AM	#7392
Dominique Member How Do You Identify?: Female/Lesbian/half the athlete I used to be Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: Dates Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: So proud to be a Pittsburgher Posts: 1,484 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,645 Thanked 3,730 Times in 1,166 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	No where in the weather report for today did they say rain.... I made it to work (on the bicycle) ok...but wasn't here five minutes and it started to rain. It has all day to rain. Just so it quits by the time I'm ready to leave. Well, now that I've typed that all out, so what if it's raining when I leave. I'm only going home, and it's just water.

09-01-2011, 07:35 AM	#7393
Abigail Crabby Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Princess Relationship Status: Single, but sociable Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC Posts: 4,226 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 14,554 Thanked 9,668 Times in 2,484 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Someone please give me a rational reason why I shouldn't just go back to bed and call out gay today? __________________ Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom. Marcel Proust Turns whatever happens to you into a positive...

09-01-2011, 10:16 AM	#7395
funkyfemme Timed Out How Do You Identify?: Gamey as Fuck Relationship Status: I move from person to person real quick. Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: A sad little town Posts: 800 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,059 Thanked 2,824 Times in 662 Posts Rep Power: 0	"I got a fever and the only thing that's gonna bring it down, is more cowbell."

09-01-2011, 08:58 PM	#7398
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09-02-2011, 06:17 AM	#7399
Ms. Meander Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Queer Femme Relationship Status: Ethical Nonmonogamist Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Mountains Posts: 1,520 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,706 Thanked 5,214 Times in 1,147 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	The second harvest of raspberries has begun! It feels like the bounty here is never-ending. But it will end, I am aware in the chill of a September morning. It makes this decadence bitter-sweet. __________________ My wish for you is that you continue. Continue to be who and how you are, to astonish a mean world with your acts of kindness. Continue to allow humor to lighten the burden of your tender heart. - Maya Angelou

09-02-2011, 06:26 AM	#7400
Dominique Member How Do You Identify?: Female/Lesbian/half the athlete I used to be Preferred Pronoun?: she/her Relationship Status: Dates Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: So proud to be a Pittsburgher Posts: 1,484 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,645 Thanked 3,730 Times in 1,166 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	all of the discussions around here about women I thought this was perfect!...let's laugh