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Old 01-26-2010, 09:19 PM   #781
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Why the are there all these shows with gay men evaluating women's bodies and giving them suggestions on how to look and feel better about themselves?

Why can't these female *self-improvement* shows have a female host?
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Old 01-26-2010, 09:20 PM   #782
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I like random posts!
My day was long - ugh! had to go to Tacoma for work... ewwwwwwwwww
Good side: pasta for dinner, getting stuff done around the house and feeling good
Tomorrow is hump day (wish it were for real) but suppose i must 'wait' *sigh*
Friday must get here soon
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We have been house bound FOREVER!!!!!!

Tommorrow Night...

Unless it is BLACK ICE again.. or five feet of snow..

I'm dragging the girl out for a beer and the best juke box in omaha..

If It's BLACK ICE again.. well.. it will be another night of HGTV and the girl retreating to the bathtub with her book so she doesn't have to watch another Property Virgins...


Is is spring yet?

I hate wearing real coats and closed toe shoes..

I may have started wearing my clippity clop open toes wedges with sox...

And once it hits 22, I'm going back to shaws... Did I say I hated real coats????

Tonight was the first night that my hair was long enought to where I felt like I was actually taking down my hair... Pulling out pins, unbraiding it.. sigh..

Must remind self... You hate short hair... Don't cut it again..

Sigh.. The butch only has 20ish more pages to go in her book... Must respect end of the book time... Must not go bother butch because you are bored..

I love the way that I go back and forth between first and second person..

The Random is amused..

You know I had to throw in third person...

kay.. bed time.. I can legaly go bother the girl....
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Old 01-26-2010, 11:16 PM   #784
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It pisses me off and I find it a complete WASTE when someone that doesn't love music and feel it in their soul has genuine musical talent.

WTF?
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I know the feeling Gemme..

My lil brother is a gifted artist... The boy has mad skills...

And he does nothing but lay on the sofa all day...

Me? I struggle with stick figures...

Just not fair..
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I've heard of anxiety attacks, but is there such a thing as an avoidance attack? If so, I think I just had one.
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reservation for moving truck is now made.


now, if only this shit would pack itself up and line up according to the way it needs to go in the truck, everything would be swell.
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I just watched "This Is It" and still cannot wrap my head around the fact that MJ is dead. It seems so odd. He was just 50.
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Old 01-28-2010, 06:24 PM   #789
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I am making myself a nice dinner tonight:
Chicken baked with spinach and whole garlic cloves (lots of them) in olive oil.
Sweet taters which used to be on my "the-7-things-I-won't-eat list" until I came to "joe-ja."

I hate to admit this, y'all (listen to me) but I think I'm staring to convert to southern ways and....cookin'.
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Have you ever let a romantic moment make you do and/or say something that you knew was beyond the realm of stupid?....But, u do it anyways....cuz the cute factor outweighs the moronic, and it's from the heart..?
I mean, seriously.. your sense of Realism just...flushes...
All for a tender smile..


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[QUOTE=HowSoonIsNow;41985]textsfromlastnight



i laughed about the person hiding in the clothes rack to scare people on weekends for fun
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i laughed about the person hiding in the clothes rack to scare people on weekends for fun
OMG....I was crying over the one that said:
"i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers"

And then there was this:
"Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
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After looking at the weather forecast, walking in bone-chilling Ice Rain earlier in the day to get in the warm car asap, and now in the middle of a Blizzard....
I can safely say...
I fuckin' hate Punxsutawney Phil...
chunky fuckin rat....it's his fuckin' fault we got shitty weather....
Bill Murray had a perfect solution..
Death to the Punk !!!
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Sure,sure...

I'll be back...then again maybe not..pastrami/w american cheese on rye puts me back to sleep.
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I wish the storm of the century would strike here in CA.
But NO.
We get an inch of rain and a mudslide in the fire ravished areas.

How come Oprah's house never slides down the hill?

Bitch.
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I wish the storm of the century would strike here in CA.
But NO.
We get an inch of rain and a mudslide in the fire ravished areas.

How come Oprah's house never slides down the hill?

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I am thinking there is no easier way to word something than to just say: "I hope this doesn't affect our friendship if you don't feel the same way, but I really dig you, and I have a list of reasons why, located in my wallet, wanna see?"
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I have recently rediscovered my Love of black olives...yes, regular old black olives in a can...the jumbo size...they were always on my special birthday menu as a little girl...now that I am a grown-up girl I can have them any time and wear them on my finger tips 'till I pop them into my mouth...lovely...

I made a really nice something for a very nice someone who is having a very nice special day pretty soon...she has been such a goodgirl after all ;>

I am mad for some cake these days...I keep planning to bake one, although I can't quite decide what kind, and then I get really lazy and don't bake but I keep yapping about how I want cake...now, who is to blame?--why Me as usual...

and...as of one more bite, I am out of olives

I am no where near as vapid as this post suggests...I just wanted to try and do nina-lite...I don't think it fits so well...

but, I did meet the criteria of the subject line : random posting cause I can !
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