If you bend it

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 07:37 PM

I will come.

Selenay · 11-12-2009, 07:40 PM

I happen to know from personal experience that if you bend it too much, it breaks.

Welcome!

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 07:41 PM

That's bent

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

That's bent

Why yes, yes I am.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 07:48 PM

Dear Deadyboy,

Welcome.

This name suits you way better. (Because it's morbidish and weird.)

Not that you couldn't be a good or otherwise Daddy or anything.

I mean, I have no idea about that.

Um. Anyway,

e

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 07:52 PM

Hello precious e

I would tell you to get bent but you wouldn't have to go far now would ya.
Hey, Mr. Bent nice pig. It looks evil, I like it.

evolveme · 11-12-2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

Hello precious e

I would tell you to get bent but you wouldn't have to go far now would ya.

Nope. Never far for me!

Mister Bent · 11-12-2009, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

Hello precious e

I would tell you to get bent but you wouldn't have to go far now would ya.
Hey, Mr. Bent nice pig. It looks evil, I like it.

She put you up to that about mah pig, didn't she? Bet she gave you that dollar bill she stole from me out of the lint trap, too.

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 08:03 PM

I've been bent a few times in my life

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister Bent

She put you up to that about mah pig, didn't she? Bet she gave you that dollar bill she stole from me out of the lint trap, too.

I got 5 on it...

The_Lady_Snow · 11-12-2009, 08:37 PM

I thought it was if you.... the... ass it will come....

WILDCAT · 11-12-2009, 08:53 PM

Just finding my new way around here... and I "think" you may have an "ass pirate" thread...

BUT, PLEASE, NO MORE LINKS TO RUPTURED BOWLS FROM BENDING THE WEIGHTS, K???????????

THUD emoticon here!

Thank you, thank you very much.

Wild

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WILDCAT

Just finding my new way around here... and I "think" you may have an "ass pirate" thread...

BUT, PLEASE, NO MORE LINKS TO RUPTURED BOWLS FROM BENDING THE WEIGHTS, K???????????

THUD emoticon here!

Thank you, thank you very much.

Wild

You made it!!! AHoy traumatized one

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_Lady_Snow

I thought it was if you.... the... ass it will come....

In case you haven't heard...you're gone have to fill in those blanks for me Snow I'm a bit slow.

WILDCAT · 11-12-2009, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deadyboy

You made it!!! AHoy traumatized one

OMFG!!!!!!!! I was only able to open that link ONCE! (OK, twice, but I gagged more the second time!!!)

BLECHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*TOO f'n funny, 'cept for the guy that happened to... IF it is in fact, for REAL. Funny though, VERY FUNNY. (TBS spokesperson here!)

MrSunshine · 11-12-2009, 09:03 PM

Looking deep into the abyss (twice) will cause gagging. Did I forget to mention that too? Hmmm

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