What does your Bday say about you

Kelt · 10-14-2011, 07:58 AM

Apparently, I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

Tawse · 10-14-2011, 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kelt

Apparently, I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.

I hope you sanitized after.

Ebon · 10-14-2011, 08:19 AM

I ran shirtless with some crack heads because hoes keep stealin my tacos.

I love tacos

SoNotHer · 10-14-2011, 08:43 AM

I needed a horse because I have double d's.

Nice!

funkyfemme · 10-14-2011, 08:46 AM

i banged my lover because i love marijuana

willow · 10-14-2011, 08:48 AM

I need my b/f because I have double D's.

pfffft.... sucky game.

bright_arrow · 10-14-2011, 12:41 PM

I beat a golf ball because I'm sexy like that.

MsTinkerbelly · 10-14-2011, 01:00 PM

I ran shirtless with my lover because I had to??

sanee66 · 10-14-2011, 10:14 PM

i cuddled with a homo because im a pimp

Scorp · 03-03-2012, 11:29 AM

I shanked your mom, because I'm sexy like that..

genghisfawn · 03-03-2012, 12:22 PM

I needed a drink because I'm sexy like that.

Rockinonahigh · 03-03-2012, 12:36 PM

I smoked with an easter egg cause I love weed.Mkkkkk!

luv2luvgirls · 10-14-2011, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by funkyfemme

i banged my lover because i love marijuana

was I holdin out?

1QuirkyKiwi · 10-14-2011, 11:20 AM

I ran naked with…… Paris Hilton…… Because I'm good in bed!

YES! I AM good in bed, but…….Ye Gods for sanity’s sake, NOT Paris Hilton!

Besides, I haven’t ridden a bike in years!

Okiebug61 · 10-14-2011, 04:04 PM

I cuddled with the cookie monster because I love cocaine.

10-14-2011, 08:19 AM	#3
Ebon Senior Member How Do You Identify?: With my souls eyes. Preferred Pronoun?: He Relationship Status: lol Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Here Posts: 3,476 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 10,524 Thanked 11,143 Times in 2,757 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I ran shirtless with some crack heads because hoes keep stealin my tacos. I love tacos __________________ In Lak'ech Ala K'in I'm a Soul Rebel http://wannabereverend.wordpress.com/ Spirituality is not a belief system or ideology, it is the surrender of one's ego to the infinite wisdom and knowledge that is the universe.

10-14-2011, 08:48 AM	#6
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10-14-2011, 11:20 AM	#14
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10-14-2011, 04:04 PM	#15
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10-14-2011, 07:58 AM	#1
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10-14-2011, 08:43 AM	#4
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10-14-2011, 08:46 AM	#5
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10-14-2011, 12:41 PM	#7
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10-14-2011, 10:14 PM	#9
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03-03-2012, 11:29 AM	#10
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03-03-2012, 12:22 PM	#11
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03-03-2012, 12:36 PM	#12
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