Jokes and things that made you laugh.

CockyDude · 11-05-2011, 09:00 AM

If a man is alone in the forest and has a thought, is he still wrong?

Miss July · 11-05-2011, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CockyDude

If a man is alone in the forest and has a thought, is he still wrong?

YESSSSS
(That was a given)

Janstevie · 11-14-2011, 04:37 PM

Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

Janstevie · 11-15-2011, 06:30 PM

How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will keep
trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but
you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it

Gemme · 11-16-2011, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janstevie

How Smart is Your Right Foot?

This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will keep
trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but
you can't.

1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor
and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it

That's fun!

I got Ebon with this.

kannon · 11-17-2011, 12:17 AM

Twilight is a story about a girl who has to choose between beastiality or nechrophilia!

Fancy · 11-17-2011, 05:09 AM

Novelafemme · 11-17-2011, 09:44 AM

I know I am going straight to hell for this, but it made me laugh so hard I peed a little.

Janstevie · 12-25-2011, 04:09 AM

How To Cook A Turkey:

First, buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more vodka of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 of vodka drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey.

TheDreadPirateRoberts · 12-25-2011, 04:50 PM

one of the kids randomly making a comment...well fact... about monkeys ...

clay · 12-25-2011, 05:39 PM

Hmmmm now THAT was funny! Esp. in lieu of a recent conversation AND visual I had with someone recently...gives a whole new meaning to "one hot box"....jus' sayin'...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Janstevie

How To Cook A Turkey:

First, buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more vodka of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 of vodka drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey.

Janstevie · 12-31-2011, 02:54 AM

It all began with an iPhone...
March, was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't?

I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad.

Our daughter's birthday was in August, so we got her an iPod Touch.

My wife celebrated her birthday in September, so I got her an iRon.

It was around then that the fight started...

I dont remember much, just a lot of shouting from my wife..... iWash, iCook, and iClean.

I should be out of the hospital next week!!
iHurt.

..

Rook · 01-06-2012, 09:33 AM

12-31-2011, 02:54 AM	#12
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It all began with an iPhone... March, was when our son celebrated his 17th birthday, and we got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn't? I celebrated my birthday in July, and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad. Our daughter's birthday was in August, so we got her an iPod Touch. My wife celebrated her birthday in September, so I got her an iRon. It was around then that the fight started... I dont remember much, just a lot of shouting from my wife..... iWash, iCook, and iClean. I should be out of the hospital next week!! iHurt. .. Last edited by Janstevie; 12-31-2011 at 02:59 AM.

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11-15-2011, 06:30 PM	#4
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	How Smart is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can't. 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction. I told you so .....And there's nothing you can do about it

11-17-2011, 12:17 AM	#6
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12-25-2011, 04:09 AM	#9
Janstevie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Soft Butch Relationship Status: single Join Date: May 2010 Location: England Posts: 1,814 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 112 Thanked 1,331 Times in 411 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	How To Cook A Turkey: First, buy the turkey and a bottle of vodka. Pour yourself a glass of vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of vodka, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more vodka of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 of vodka drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of vodka. Bake the vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey.

12-25-2011, 04:50 PM	#10
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