5 things you never wanted to know about me.

uglyboi · 11-26-2011, 08:42 AM

I find it tiring to have long phone conversations. After 2 minutes I get exhausted and need a 5 hour energy.

I have always had this weird fascination with food gift-baskets even though no one ever bought me one. I love looking at gift basket catalogs and seeing the salamis, cheeses, crackers and sweets in perfect combinations.

I am addicted to the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don't even notice I'm doing it.

I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk.

In college I was voted "Most Likely To Talk About You Once You Leave The Room."

11-26-2011, 08:42 AM	#11
uglyboi Member How Do You Identify?: As the 'The Bourne Identity' Preferred Pronoun?: Cheerful pessimist Relationship Status: Married Join Date: May 2011 Location: In a house we bought Posts: 411 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 294 Thanked 1,208 Times in 327 Posts Rep Power: 18936851	Cover you eyeballs I find it tiring to have long phone conversations. After 2 minutes I get exhausted and need a 5 hour energy. I have always had this weird fascination with food gift-baskets even though no one ever bought me one. I love looking at gift basket catalogs and seeing the salamis, cheeses, crackers and sweets in perfect combinations. I am addicted to the ass-slap dance move. Sometimes I don't even notice I'm doing it. I once sent a teacher into early retirement by pretending to be a cheetah and swiping at her from under a desk. In college I was voted "Most Likely To Talk About You Once You Leave The Room."