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Old 12-02-2011, 05:54 PM   #1
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I wish I had a dollar for every Vital sign I have taken in my life. I would be rich!!!

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....for every time some butch told me hy was gonna rock my world.....wouldn't have to work for a living.
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for every time I make a list of what to get at the store and forget to bring the list with me
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I run to town to pick up something
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Someone said "everything happens for a reason"



And what reason do we have for all the awful things that happen? The reasons are not good enough!
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Old 04-07-2013, 09:42 AM   #9
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...for every time someone said "you don't look Native American"---good lord I could pay off my medical school loans! (or buy house....maybe a tipi LOL!)
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I wish I had a dolla for every time I get a text, even if the "ok" and "O" texts didn't count I have probably 25,000 texts saved on my phone since I got it in July and most of those text are only from 3 or 4 people. So yeah I wish I had a dolla for every text.
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Old 04-07-2013, 07:32 PM   #13
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime I craved a coffee milkshake this last week.
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I wish I had a dollar for everytime my ex tried/tries to talk me out of or into something.

I don't know if being rich is worth it. On one hand it's frustrating but as long as I am sticking up for myself and not taking it, it could be rewarding to see the total :P
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