Taken Out Of Context...

smouldering · 12-05-2011, 01:13 PM

You're gonna do what with that and where?

ruffryder · 12-05-2011, 10:44 PM

said at dinner to me the other night regarding the last breadstick..

" Pull it out so she (the waitress) can take it."

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-07-2011, 03:12 AM

Shall I lick it off or do you want to do it...?

Neighbour sarcastically referring to frost on the car.....

Hollylane · 12-07-2011, 11:34 AM

"I'll do your finger work for you...again."

Hollylane · 12-10-2011, 12:11 AM

"I worry about people seeing nuts in my teeth at work"

JustJo · 12-10-2011, 08:05 AM

Did you lick the tip?

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-11-2011, 12:03 PM

"Oh bugger! I've just dropped my nuts on the floor!"

*My cousin who dropped his bag of Pistashios on the floor....*

Hollylane · 12-11-2011, 01:34 PM

"I just picked up "the wood" in the wrong way..."

Starbuck · 12-18-2011, 03:49 AM

[FONT="Century Gothic"][/FOverheard at the VA Hospital Therapeutic Recreation Arts and Crafts Class: "You don't need a bracket, just mount it."ONT]

smouldering · 12-18-2011, 09:15 AM

*here just stick it in and wiggle it around a little bit*
(said while trying to use a empty paper towel role to open up a trash bag)

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-18-2011, 10:52 AM

"I'm coming regularly now!"

*A poor choice of words I over heard a new Home-help say about attending an elderly neighbour.* I couldn't help it....I laughed 'til tears ran down my cheeks.

1QuirkyKiwi · 12-20-2011, 04:43 AM

Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?”
Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!”

Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL!

Hollylane · 12-24-2011, 10:06 PM

"My ass is so warm, you wouldn't believe this wood insert"

Hollylane · 12-24-2011, 10:08 PM

"Hold on, I'm measuring my opening"

JAGG · 01-16-2012, 10:49 AM

Ooooh that is big. Whow. What are you doing with it, I mean you're not going to stick it somewhere are you ?

Hollylane · 01-16-2012, 11:42 PM

"only two of them consistently lick me"

Soon · 01-17-2012, 10:16 PM

Stop! My cheeks! They hurt!

Dude · 01-18-2012, 03:31 PM

"eh, just lots of slippery wetness , as if ,we needed more of that."

Slowpurr · 01-18-2012, 05:15 PM

I finished early; will you lock up when you are done?

Hollylane · 01-18-2012, 05:17 PM

"I really want to put something in my mouth, but I just can't bring myself to do it"

12-05-2011, 01:13 PM	#1
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	You're gonna do what with that and where? __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-07-2011, 03:12 AM	#3
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Shall I lick it off or do you want to do it...? Neighbour sarcastically referring to frost on the car..... __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-10-2011, 08:05 AM	#6
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12-11-2011, 12:03 PM	#7
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"Oh bugger! I've just dropped my nuts on the floor!" My cousin who dropped his bag of Pistashios on the floor.... __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-18-2011, 03:49 AM	#9
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12-05-2011, 10:44 PM	#2
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12-07-2011, 11:34 AM	#4
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12-10-2011, 12:11 AM	#5
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12-11-2011, 01:34 PM	#8
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12-18-2011, 09:15 AM	#10
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	here just stick it in and wiggle it around a little bit (said while trying to use a empty paper towel role to open up a trash bag) __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare Last edited by smouldering; 12-18-2011 at 09:16 AM. Reason: typo

12-18-2011, 10:52 AM	#11
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	"I'm coming regularly now!" A poor choice of words I over heard a new Home-help say about attending an elderly neighbour. I couldn't help it....I laughed 'til tears ran down my cheeks. __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-20-2011, 04:43 AM	#12
1QuirkyKiwi Senior Member How Do You Identify?: BBW. Unique femininity that does not encompass the western paradigm. Preferred Pronoun?: Anything Respectful! Relationship Status: Single, Happy, not Desparate or Looking, but Open to Possibilities... Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Europe and Aotearoa on a 5:2 ratio. Posts: 2,308 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 11,003 Thanked 6,035 Times in 1,617 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!” Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?” Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!” Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!” Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL! __________________ What will make the difference to me is your strength of character and what's in your heart...

12-24-2011, 10:06 PM	#13
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"My ass is so warm, you wouldn't believe this wood insert"

12-24-2011, 10:08 PM	#14
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	"Hold on, I'm measuring my opening"

01-16-2012, 10:49 AM	#15
JAGG Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: JAGG Relationship Status: =) Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tulsa (cat free zone) Posts: 6,093 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 18,651 Thanked 17,531 Times in 4,137 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Ooooh that is big. Whow. What are you doing with it, I mean you're not going to stick it somewhere are you ? __________________ I don't want to spend my life with someone I can live with, I want to spend my life with someone I can't live without.

01-16-2012, 11:42 PM	#16
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01-17-2012, 10:16 PM	#17
Soon Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: attached Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: . Posts: 6,896 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,046 Thanked 13,093 Times in 3,386 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	Stop! My cheeks! They hurt!

01-18-2012, 03:31 PM	#18
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01-18-2012, 05:15 PM	#19
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01-18-2012, 05:17 PM	#20
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