Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

smouldering · 12-06-2011, 02:52 PM

""Nyquil, the night time, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy nose,head ache, fever, how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor medicine?"

Inked_Trinity · 12-06-2011, 07:52 PM

Let's see.... which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today?

Inked_Trinity · 12-07-2011, 05:12 AM

Today my plan is to just pretend I know what the hell is going on!

Inked_Trinity · 12-08-2011, 09:58 AM

I'm sorry...I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!!

Inked_Trinity · 12-08-2011, 10:30 AM

Reckons that in the right light, at the right angle, if you squint & stand on one leg........I might look like I give a damn.

Blue_Daddy-O · 12-08-2011, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by smouldering

""Nyquil, the night time, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy nose,head ache, fever, how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor medicine?"

Ha ha hahahahhaha.... that's funny, made me chuckle out loud.

tapu · 12-08-2011, 01:44 PM

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"He spells well."

— Comment by a professor who'd been listed as a reference on a grad student candidate's application. A classic "damn by faint praise." We didn't admit the student.

12-06-2011, 02:52 PM	#1
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	""Nyquil, the night time, coughing, sneezing, aching, stuffy nose,head ache, fever, how the hell did I end up on my kitchen floor medicine?" __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

12-06-2011, 07:52 PM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Let's see.... which emotional issues shall I bury under deep layers of sarcasm today? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-07-2011, 05:12 AM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Today my plan is to just pretend I know what the hell is going on! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-08-2011, 09:58 AM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm sorry...I didn't get the memo that said I had to blow sunshine up your ass today!! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-08-2011, 10:30 AM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Reckons that in the right light, at the right angle, if you squint & stand on one leg........I might look like I give a damn. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-08-2011, 01:44 PM	#7
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	. . "He spells well." — Comment by a professor who'd been listed as a reference on a grad student candidate's application. A classic "damn by faint praise." We didn't admit the student. __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?