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Old 12-10-2011, 06:17 PM   #1
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Insurance companies, I found out today that my client had to go get an *assessment* of her injuries. It's been 2 years and I guess they feel getting hit as a pedestrian by a truck should not be this serious. She was a marathon runner and a very healthy person, she can now hardly walk. HELLO????
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Old 12-21-2011, 01:40 PM   #2
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I check my grades today and see a B in a class that ALL my assignments, except for one, were A's.

I calculate my scores, she weighted some scores heavier than others, yet still come up with an A. My calculations were made without figuring extra credit work that she supposedly gave me. The extra credit was - I wrote a paper ahead of time, and she dropped that assignment one week before it was due.

I sent her an email asking for clarification.
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I woke up to the house thermostat reading 66 degrees.

The ignition switch is out on the furnace, again (last time was 4 years ago).

Damned HVAC thieves are going to charge me $85 just to come out and look at it.....the repair will be extra, of course.

Thieves.....THIEVES they are!!!!!! (said in best Smeagol/Gollum voice)

....but I'll pay it.......

Mother, who is nearly 90 y/o, is walking around the house wearing her heavy terry cloth robe and a friggin' head scarf over her head.

~Theo~
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there are certain members of my family who have the horrible trait of dropping hints for gift ideas,... only to go out and gift themselves with aforementioned hints.

maddening and i fall for it every year

i've decided to gift them with socks and aqua velva - that will teach them

pre teen girls - what can you do with them
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nothing is pissing me off...I've been very blessed lately.
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People who take comical enjoyment from situations that are painful to others.
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Human Resources Department.

I'm sad to realize many of these upper management corporate drones are not actually employed to help/aid the employees of the company (aka the human resources) but in fact, to safeguard coffers and act as sadistic ringmasters to the sad circus that is FMLA and disability benefits.

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