Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Julien · 12-11-2011, 07:56 AM

Quotes by Waldo Lydecker portrayed by Clifton Webb from Laura (1944)

"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention."

"I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom."

"I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves."

Inked_Trinity · 12-11-2011, 09:51 AM

Gemme · 12-11-2011, 10:20 AM

I major in sarcasm and minor in innuendo.

Inked_Trinity · 12-11-2011, 06:41 PM

I don't feel like playing with you today... So, get outta my sandbox!

tapu · 12-11-2011, 09:56 PM

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Bite me.
.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2011, 12:29 PM

If I had to live with seven men...... I'd take the poison apple too!

Gemme · 12-12-2011, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tapu

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Bite me.
.

Ha!

My usual response would be:

Where?

and

How hard?

That usually garners me a followed by the type of awkward silence that I like...when they are trying to figure out to come back from that but just haven't quite made it yet.

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2011, 07:30 PM

some people say I'm a horrible person, but it's not true! I have the heart of an innocent girl........
in a jar, on my desk

*Anya* · 12-12-2011, 09:35 PM

Evolution -- life's a niche, and then you die

Inked_Trinity · 12-14-2011, 09:33 AM

Oh no you deleted me........ what are you gonna do next, call me a Meany at snack time?

smouldering · 12-14-2011, 09:57 AM

"You were looking good from afar.. now you’re far from looking good."

"Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."

"I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before."

Inked_Trinity · 12-12-2011, 09:55 AM

Sarcasm is bitchy's smarter, better dressed sister.

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 10:13 AM

Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow

luv2luvgirls · 12-12-2011, 10:15 AM

12-11-2011, 07:56 AM	#1
Julien Member How Do You Identify?: TG/GenderQueer Preferred Pronoun?: I'm flexible, but only up to a point. Relationship Status: Single Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Alabama, Gulf Coast area Posts: 1,007 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,247 Thanked 2,702 Times in 737 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Laura (1944) Quotes by Waldo Lydecker portrayed by Clifton Webb from Laura (1944) "In my case, self-absorption is completely justified. I have never discovered any other subject quite so worthy of my attention." "I don't use a pen. I write with a goose quill dipped in venom." "I should be sincerely sorry to see my neighbor's children devoured by wolves." __________________ Julien “Self-plagiarism is style.” Alfred Hitchcock Formerly known as Graphiteta2s

12-11-2011, 09:51 AM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-11-2011, 10:20 AM	#3
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12-11-2011, 06:41 PM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I don't feel like playing with you today... So, get outta my sandbox! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-11-2011, 09:56 PM	#5
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12-12-2011, 12:29 PM	#6
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12-12-2011, 07:30 PM	#8
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12-12-2011, 09:35 PM	#9
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12-14-2011, 09:33 AM	#10
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12-14-2011, 09:57 AM	#11
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12-12-2011, 09:55 AM	#12
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12-12-2011, 10:13 AM	#13
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