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Old 12-18-2011, 01:16 PM   #1
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* If I am talking to someone and they have a blackhead or whitehead on their face, I can do nothing but stare at it the entire time we are talking.

* When we go to Walmart I just fart wherever I want to without discrimination.

* Left shoe always has to go on first.

* If someone licks their finger to separate paper and then hands me one, I always check out the spitty fingerprint and then gag a little before I tear that corner off.

* I once found a hair growing out of my shoulder that was almost an inch long. My totem animal is "werewolf".
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1) I can crack my back or neck loud enough to stop conversation.

2) I like to pretend that I'm shifting in my automatic.

3) I think making arm farts in a crowded movie theatre should be a part of most movie-going nights.

4) I will change my voice to ensure you don't think I just woke up to take your call.

5) My current favorite phrase is "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little," and I want to see a thread of the kind of garbage that invokes that phrase.
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