Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 12-19-2011, 01:35 PM

Out of all the dinosaurs in the world to go extinct, Barney HAD to be the last one?

Diva · 12-20-2011, 06:23 AM

Because I am sweetness & light....

Merry Hanukkah, Diwali, Kwanzaa & Christmas.

tapu · 12-20-2011, 10:00 AM

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Were you saying anything I needed to respond to?

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 10:14 AM

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 12:04 PM

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

Honey · 12-20-2011, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me...

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

Inked_Trinity · 12-20-2011, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

I like the way you think!!!!!

Inked_Trinity · 12-23-2011, 08:34 PM

Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people

Inked_Trinity · 12-26-2011, 08:39 PM

Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets!

kannon · 12-26-2011, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honey

I say, when a door closes, kick it the f**k down !

otherwise known as breaking and entering.

tapu · 12-21-2011, 09:00 AM

So! Which one of you is the mother?

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:10 AM

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

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» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here

- Stephen Bishop

12-19-2011, 01:35 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Out of all the dinosaurs in the world to go extinct, Barney HAD to be the last one? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-20-2011, 10:00 AM	#3
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	. . Were you saying anything I needed to respond to? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-20-2011, 10:14 AM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	__________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-20-2011, 12:04 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"When one door closes another one opens", what sounds like optimism to most people, sounds like Maximum security to me... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-23-2011, 08:34 PM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Be careful of bull sharks, they swim in shallow water. Be careful of bullshit too, it swims in shallow people __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-20-2011, 06:23 AM	#2
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12-26-2011, 08:39 PM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sex is like mud boggin... the deeper you go the wilder it gets! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-21-2011, 09:00 AM	#11
tapu Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Understated butch. Preferred Pronoun?: I Relationship Status: Party of One Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Maine Posts: 1,654 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,324 Thanked 3,115 Times in 1,103 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	So! Which one of you is the mother? __________________ Really? That's not funny to you?

12-21-2011, 09:10 AM	#12
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