Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:10 AM

» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

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» I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here

- Stephen Bishop

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:13 AM

~~A dress makes no sense unless it inspires butches to want to take it off you.

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 09:17 AM

• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part.

-Redd Foxx

OK, I'll stop now

Inked_Trinity · 12-21-2011, 12:36 PM

There's nothing better than sitting on the couch in your underwear. I'm going to enjoy this until the department store security guys show up.

*Anya* · 12-21-2011, 01:37 PM

~A pessimist is a butch who thinks all women are bad~

~An optimist is a butch who hopes that they are~

*snicker*

Inked_Trinity · 12-22-2011, 09:16 AM

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

msW8ing · 12-22-2011, 11:09 PM

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time

Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Love your enemies.. it pisses them off.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

12-21-2011, 09:10 AM	#1
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,447 Times in 7,284 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	» Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence. - Ashleigh Brilliant ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ » I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here - Stephen Bishop __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-21-2011, 09:13 AM	#2
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,447 Times in 7,284 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	~~A dress makes no sense unless it inspires butches to want to take it off you. __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-21-2011, 09:17 AM	#3
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,447 Times in 7,284 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	• A girl's legs are her best friends...but even the best of friends must part. -Redd Foxx OK, I'll stop now __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-21-2011, 12:36 PM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	There's nothing better than sitting on the couch in your underwear. I'm going to enjoy this until the department store security guys show up. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-21-2011, 01:37 PM	#5
Anya Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: Lesbian non-stone femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, her Relationship Status: Committed to being good to myself Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: West Coast Posts: 8,258 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 39,306 Thanked 40,447 Times in 7,284 Posts Rep Power: 21474858	~A pessimist is a butch who thinks all women are bad~ ~An optimist is a butch who hopes that they are~ snicker __________________ ~Anya~ Democracy Dies in Darkness ~Washington Post "...I'm deeply concerned by recently adopted policies which punish children for their parents’ actions ... The thought that any State would seek to deter parents by inflicting such abuse on children is unconscionable." UN Human Rights commissioner

12-22-2011, 09:16 AM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

12-22-2011, 11:09 PM	#7
msW8ing Member How Do You Identify?: multi-faceted gem, femme, submissive babygirl if the chemistry is there. Preferred Pronoun?: lady Relationship Status: working on myself Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lewiston, Idaho Posts: 920 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,700 Thanked 2,497 Times in 654 Posts Rep Power: 21474851	I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time Honesty is the best policy but insanity is the best defense. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Love your enemies.. it pisses them off. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. __________________ *Don't judge me by my past..I don't live there anymore* A lady who knows the ropes..will never be bound. ~Mae West