How do you know when you are getting older?

Countyfem · 12-23-2011, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AtLast

When you hear snap, crackle, pop upon rising- and you haven't had Rice Crispies in the house for over 30 years- it's your joints making noise!!

Still better than the alternative...

Happy Holidays to the oldie moldies!!!! We rawk with vintage grace!

My goodness, I can totally relate to this!!

MysticOceansFL · 12-23-2011, 04:12 PM

When your not sweating the small things or the big things!

smouldering · 12-23-2011, 04:15 PM

When your daughter asks if you can do the splits, you try and nope

im stuck..

OS Butch · 12-23-2011, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by smouldering

When your daughter asks if you can do the splits, you try and nope

im stuck..

Hmmmm, this has not happened to me! lol!

JustJo · 12-23-2011, 05:20 PM

I know I'm getting older when I take my 71 year old mother to the ER....the physician's assistant helping us is asking her questions...and all I can think is "are you really old enough to be doing this?"

girl_dee · 12-24-2011, 03:00 PM

When i have to reach UP to hug my "little" nephew!

OS Butch · 12-30-2011, 05:23 PM

Ya know you are getting older when you wander into the kitchen to nuke a cup of coffee ( no, I didn't find a cup already in there) and you bring it back to find you already had poured yourself a Diet Coke and there it is right where you were sitting..

Kobi · 12-23-2011, 04:17 PM

Store clerk: Can I help you find something?

Kobi: Yes. I forgot what I came in here for. Where might you keep that?

WomenMoveMe · 12-23-2011, 04:45 PM

...when almost every time you sit down or stand up...you wonder just how many bends you have left in your knees!

*Anya* · 12-23-2011, 04:54 PM

When women in their 30's kind of look like teenagers to me!

OS Butch · 12-23-2011, 04:59 PM

Dang....is that the same cup of coffee in the microwave? I did it again.

tazz · 03-31-2012, 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Kobi

Store clerk: Can I help you find something?

Kobi: Yes. I forgot what I came in here for. Where might you keep that?

***LMFAO!
Store clerk: how are you today?

tazz: i don't know...

Store clerk:

Kobi · 04-01-2012, 12:20 AM

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