How do you know when you are getting older?

JustJo · 12-23-2011, 05:20 PM

I know I'm getting older when I take my 71 year old mother to the ER....the physician's assistant helping us is asking her questions...and all I can think is "are you really old enough to be doing this?"

girl_dee · 12-24-2011, 03:00 PM

When i have to reach UP to hug my "little" nephew!

OS Butch · 12-30-2011, 05:23 PM

Ya know you are getting older when you wander into the kitchen to nuke a cup of coffee ( no, I didn't find a cup already in there) and you bring it back to find you already had poured yourself a Diet Coke and there it is right where you were sitting..

Corkey · 12-30-2011, 05:33 PM

Your thumb pops and instead of sticking it in your mouth for comfort, you stick it in your mouth for heat. Go figure full circle.

Bella~Vita · 12-30-2011, 05:34 PM

When I bend over or down and get stuck .... help!

Words · 12-30-2011, 05:44 PM

You know you're getting older when sex is hurried not because of lust or passion or the fear of getting caught but because you're trying to fit in at least one orgasm before the next hot flash.

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Kobi · 12-31-2011, 10:56 AM

You know you are getting older when you set the alarm clock on New Years Eve to awaken you when the ball in Times Square is beginning to drop.

And when the alarm starts ringing, you turn it off, having forgotten why you set it in the first place.

Massive · 12-31-2011, 06:38 PM

When you have to check what year it is when you're signing something, and you still get it wrong!

girl_dee · 12-31-2011, 07:18 PM

When it's 8pm and you are fighting to stay awake after watching a Pixar movie and it's New Years Eve!

12-23-2011, 05:20 PM	#1
JustJo Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: pushy broad Preferred Pronoun?: she Relationship Status: Follow your heart; it knows things your mind cannot explain. Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Southeast corner Posts: 5,633 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 24,417 Thanked 25,405 Times in 4,660 Posts Rep Power: 21474857	I know I'm getting older when I take my 71 year old mother to the ER....the physician's assistant helping us is asking her questions...and all I can think is "are you really old enough to be doing this?" __________________ I'm not tall enough to ride emotional roller coasters

12-30-2011, 05:23 PM	#3
OS Butch Member How Do You Identify?: Butch-BLW Preferred Pronoun?: Default-She Relationship Status: Closed Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Northern Virginia Posts: 636 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 488 Thanked 1,378 Times in 461 Posts Rep Power: 12988704	Ya know you are getting older when you wander into the kitchen to nuke a cup of coffee ( no, I didn't find a cup already in there) and you bring it back to find you already had poured yourself a Diet Coke and there it is right where you were sitting.. __________________ You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you. ~Tinkerbell~

12-30-2011, 05:33 PM	#4
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12-30-2011, 05:34 PM	#5
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12-31-2011, 06:38 PM	#8
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12-24-2011, 03:00 PM	#2
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12-30-2011, 05:44 PM	#6
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12-31-2011, 10:56 AM	#7
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12-31-2011, 07:18 PM	#9
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