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Old 12-24-2011, 11:16 AM   #1781
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We asked for some of the Hamburger Helper NOT to be Elven Helpers!!
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Federal elections, campaign stuff, primaries, etc have the tendency to make me nutty. Sometimes, finding the humor in the entire mess helps me to keep perspective.

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I'd rather pop out my left eye and chew on it than dance with her...Got to keep smiling, got to keep smiling...I'm not smiling...WTF is she smiling about?
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Sarah, you can only open your mouth to smile. People lose contests when you open your mouth to speak.
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Patty cake patty cake make me Da Man.
Make me Da Man as fast as you can.
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