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Old 12-24-2011, 10:31 PM   #1
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Shop assistant 1: “Oh! I’ve dropped my balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Pardon? You’ve what?”
Shop assistant 1: “I’ve dropped my Christmas balls!”
Shop assistant 2: “Oh! I thought you had something to tell us!”

Over heard in a gift shop yesterday....I laughed! LOL!
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Old 12-25-2011, 01:24 AM   #2
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"We are standing in the back and breaking wind"

Said by me to a stranger on a cold windy night at a candelight vigil. She turned to me and said, "you might want to re-phrase that"
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Old 12-25-2011, 02:22 AM   #3
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I used to be a breast woman until I met your ass...
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"I need a bigger bead box, and I don't have one."
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Old 12-27-2011, 03:58 PM   #5
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I've never had one that big in me before. ( referring to a splinter)
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"______ is rolling their meat log in honey!"
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