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Old 01-22-2012, 05:42 PM   #1
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Janet

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Next to my belly button

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Usually.

4. What body part do you wash first? Hair

5. What's the strangest talent you have? Inappropriate!

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie

7. Do you pee in the pool? No.

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Park, but just in NY where we don’t worry about little things like hitting the car in front or behind us.

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? On a slow one.

10. How many times have you been cussed out?
23,203,210,399,494,939,993, well...23,203,210,399,494,939,994 if you count my 6th grade math teacher when she sat on the tack.

11. Which shoe do you put on first? Left.

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? See 10.

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, but sadly I understand this question.

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Refuse to answer on the grounds of self incrimination.

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I think it’s fairly well known that both Marcus Mumford and Adele are obsessed with me.

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel. I love sleeping on clean sheets.

17. What was your childhood nickname? Missy

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? I possess an excellent multi-tasking ability. Too bad this question isn’t “What is the weirdest thing you have done while driving an ambulance with red lights doing 80 on the highway….” Now, THAT is great story.

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? To be that flexible would require a dedication to fitness that I could never maintain.

20. How do you eat your cookie? Since cookie is singular, I’m not even going to answer this question.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. The sober list is fairly long….

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Just one.

23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily.

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias? Bees and ladders. I have nightmares about being on a ladder and attacked by bees where the only means of escape is a standard. True story.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Do rolled bills count?

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I was 16, and to be fair, he did drive a 67’ candy apple red Chevelle.

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No way.

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? I don’t think so.

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? Again, I’m an excellent multi-tasker

31. Do you want to bring sexy back? That would require a receipt that I can’t seem to find.
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I do not have the attention span for 31 questions...so I'll do 10.

20. How do you eat your cookie? Sometimes I dunk, sometimes I pop the whole thing in my mouth and take a swig, and sometimes I take small bites.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Fart

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? One, if I drink it too fast.

23. How often do you clean out your ears? Usually every day, sometimes I forget.

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Scrunch and wrap.

25. Do you have any strange phobias? Define "strange" I don't like to be in big crowds.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? No

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? Dared doesn't mean I did it...No.

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No.

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? "Caught" like they were trying to keep it a SECRET? No. ;-)

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I usually help, even if I don't help, I don't laugh...unless it's hella funny, but it usually isn't. :-/

31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Hell Yes!
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Beverly

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? collarbone

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? damn straight I do

4. What body part do you wash first? Face

5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can recite all 50 states in alphabetical order in under a minute. Yay

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? innie

7. Do you pee in the pool? Ew. No.

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? Neither, I take the bus

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Nope

10. How many times have you been cussed out? not many, at least not to my face.

11. Which shoe do you put on first? whichever one I find first. I'm not very organized in the morning

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Good sense of humour

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No, and wtf is snipe-hunting?

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Depends on what happened during the day

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? I don't think so

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? gross...bedsheets I guess. I hate stinky towels

17. What was your childhood nickname? Princess. Not in a complimentary way, as in "Oh, Princess thinks she's too good to help her mom carry in the groceries." That sort of thing.

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Again, I take the bus/ train

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? when I was a kid, lol

20. How do you eat your cookie? shove it in my mouth.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. Sing! I love signing, but I'm awful at it.

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? Depends. A few strong martinis will get me drunk, but I can pound back some beer. Maybe I should have mentioned this under the Strange Talent question.

23. How often do you clean out your ears? at least once a day

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? fold

25. Do you have any strange phobias? Rats. I don't know if that's strange, but I'm terrified of rats.

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? My finger?

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? I don't think so

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? Nope, but it's funny to hear them fart in their sleep when they spend the night

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? If it was an elderly person I would rush over to help, otherwise I barely manage to stifle my laughter

31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Maybe later
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name? Sara

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole? Curve of my ear

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure? Yes...I am compelled to smell it as well

4. What body part do you wash first? Hair (is that a body part?)...if not, face

5. What's the strangest talent you have? I can touch my nose with my tongue

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie? Innie

7. Do you pee in the pool? I don't make a habit of it

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block? I parallel park...badly

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night? Yes

10. How many times have you been cussed out? None to my face

11. Which shoe do you put on first? The right

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Tall

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? No

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? I don't believe I do this

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you? Yes...both

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash? Towel...after all we are clean when we use them right?

17. What was your childhood nickname? Leelee

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving? Brush my teeth

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No

20. How do you eat your cookie? I bite off a hunk...then suck on it until it gets all mushy and collapses in my mouth

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others. I make up songs about everything I am doing and sing them to my animals...I call it being a 'singer of life'...they call me crazy

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? I do not drink

23. How often do you clean out your ears? Daily

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? I scrunch then wrap so I have a flat surface

25. Do you have any strange phobias? Snakes...I will not even touch them in books

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? Oh sure...stuck a marble up there once because it looked as though it would be a perfect fit

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted? No

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name? No

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date? No

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter? I am ever gallant

31. Do you want to bring sexy back? Where did it go?
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1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Pretty sure it's Janet...or something close to that

2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
I have no idea nor do I wish to...

3. If you see a sign that says "wet paint" do you have to touch it just to be sure?
No...I trust the sign poster

4. What body part do you wash first?
My hair

5. What's the strangest talent you have?
That depends on who you ask I think

6. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie

7. Do you pee in the pool?
I don't swim in pools that have a HIGH pee contamination factor

8. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
Depends

9. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
No...that's just WAY too much work when you're a butch

10. How many times have you been cussed out?
Too many to count

11. Which shoe do you put on first?
Left

12. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
Jealousy

13. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Cow-tipping yes...snipe-hunting...no not sure what that is but doesn't sound legal

14. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
My parents

15. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
I have no idea

16. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Ok, so after you shower you're clean right? And if you shower before you go to bed you're clean right? Seeing my point here?

17. What was your childhood nickname?
sqeater

18. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Jump out

19. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
No

20. How do you eat your cookie?
I hit it with a sledge hammer and lick up the crumbs This question begged this answer.

21. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Play Dance Central

22. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Three will put me right under the table

23. How often do you clean out your ears?
WHAT!?!?!?!

24. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Scrunch

25. Do you have any strange phobias?
Cats...they're just too unpredictable and their claws are sharp and they cling to things...like people's legs

26. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
Am sure I have...straws come to mind

27. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No

28. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
No

29. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
Yes

30. When you see someone fall down do you rush over to help them or do you have to stifle your laughter?
Help then laugh...

31. Do you want to bring sexy back?
I'd like sexy front more...bring sexy front please
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