Shit Heard Around this House!!

genghisfawn · 01-23-2012, 09:55 PM

I live alone, but I have a friend who hangs out at my house mainly for the normalcy in it...

*we're outside in the back parking lot in winter*

Britt: You know... I just can't get good pictures these days.
Me: Look. There are some dead fall sunflowers against that shabby fence. Tres photogenic.
Britt: *wrinkles nose* Hipster bullshit. It's what's for breakfast.

princessbelle · 01-24-2012, 06:21 PM

Putting away groceries this afternoon and handing Bully a cucumber

Belle: You know, i can carry it in my back pocket and use it when i want to.

Bully:

disclosure: I was talking about SOMETHING but it wasn't the cucumber

clay · 01-24-2012, 07:06 PM

talking to a friend, on phone....
ME: dangggg, I can NOT believe that...you should see what I just did
HER: Wha??? Whaa??? Tell me...
ME:
I just finished eating a cup of Chobani Greek Yogurt..and was running my tongue inside to get rest of it...
My tongue reached the bottom, which is almost 2 inches deep, and still could lick the bottom of the cup.....<grin>
HER: OMG! That should be labelled a "WMD" weapon of mass destruction....

01-24-2012, 06:21 PM	#2
princessbelle Infamous Member How Do You Identify?: femme Preferred Pronoun?: femme ones Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Tennessee Posts: 6,100 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 29,380 Thanked 30,497 Times in 5,198 Posts Rep Power: 21474859	Putting away groceries this afternoon and handing Bully a cucumber Belle: You know, i can carry it in my back pocket and use it when i want to. Bully: disclosure: I was talking about SOMETHING but it wasn't the cucumber __________________ ~ I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. ~ Maya Angelou

01-24-2012, 07:06 PM	#3
clay Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: Butch (Silver Fox) Dom Daddi Preferred Pronoun?: 50 Shades of Clay Darker & Deeper Relationship Status: married to my forever Join Date: May 2011 Location: salt air & sandy beaches Posts: 13,136 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 97,020 Thanked 31,662 Times in 7,748 Posts Rep Power: 21474864	talking to a friend, on phone.... ME: dangggg, I can NOT believe that...you should see what I just did HER: Wha??? Whaa??? Tell me... ME: I just finished eating a cup of Chobani Greek Yogurt..and was running my tongue inside to get rest of it... My tongue reached the bottom, which is almost 2 inches deep, and still could lick the bottom of the cup.....<grin> HER: OMG! That should be labelled a "WMD" weapon of mass destruction.... __________________ To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness. ~Robert Brault

01-23-2012, 09:55 PM	#1
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	I live alone, but I have a friend who hangs out at my house mainly for the normalcy in it... we're outside in the back parking lot in winter Britt: You know... I just can't get good pictures these days. Me: Look. There are some dead fall sunflowers against that shabby fence. Tres photogenic. Britt: wrinkles nose Hipster bullshit. It's what's for breakfast.