Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 01-24-2012, 08:43 PM

Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted

midwest chick · 01-26-2012, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted

can i watch?

Inked_Trinity · 01-26-2012, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by midwest chick

can i watch?

Only if you bring more bows!

smouldering · 01-26-2012, 01:23 PM

Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.

Inked_Trinity · 01-26-2012, 07:25 PM

Synonym - a word to replace the one you couldn't spell

Inked_Trinity · 01-27-2012, 08:47 AM

I have the body of a 25 year-old ..... I keep it in the trunk of my car.

Inked_Trinity · 02-04-2012, 08:25 AM

I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals..
There is plenty of room for gods creatures. Right next door to the mashed potatoes...

Inked_Trinity · 02-04-2012, 07:21 PM

I'll vacuum when Sears comes out with one I can ride on...

Glenn · 02-06-2012, 06:13 AM

"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

Sachita · 02-06-2012, 06:42 AM

I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being.

Inked_Trinity · 02-13-2012, 03:46 PM

Some people just need to be chased down and eaten by zombies.

Inked_Trinity · 02-13-2012, 03:47 PM

I found some marbles today. Sadly, they weren't mine. So if you've lost YOUR marbles and can provide a description, I may just be able to help.

TimilDeeps · 02-13-2012, 04:06 PM

If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

Massive · 02-13-2012, 04:52 PM

"Wow, a lesbian with a brain..."

Soon followed by

"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're just too nice to be a lesbian."

Inked_Trinity · 02-14-2012, 11:35 AM

Sometimes I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head into my chest and lean forward, cause that's how I roll.....

Inked_Trinity · 02-14-2012, 08:52 PM

ok everyone shhhhh. The rice crispies are telling me what to do next.

TimilDeeps · 02-15-2012, 10:42 AM

The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list.

genghisfawn · 02-15-2012, 11:37 AM

My grandfather used to say something interesting about dealing with recalcitrant people... "It's like wrestling a pig. All that happens is that you get dirty, which makes the pig happy."

TimilDeeps · 02-15-2012, 12:06 PM

Everything is easier said than done, except for talking; that's about the same.

Inked_Trinity · 02-14-2012, 08:53 PM

TIPS FOR A BETTER LIFE..
1. Live without pretending. 2. Love without depending.
3. Listen without defending. 4. Speak without offending.

01-24-2012, 08:43 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes...... I wrap myself up in bows and call myself gifted __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-26-2012, 01:23 PM	#4
smouldering Member How Do You Identify?: Punky girly girl, glittery femme Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, etc. Relationship Status: Single, Recovering Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Ohio Posts: 1,288 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 9,306 Thanked 3,974 Times in 924 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view. __________________ ~~Smouldering~~ Suit the action to the word, the word to the action. ~William Shakespeare

01-26-2012, 07:25 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Synonym - a word to replace the one you couldn't spell __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

01-27-2012, 08:47 AM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I have the body of a 25 year-old ..... I keep it in the trunk of my car. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-04-2012, 08:25 AM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm a member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals.. There is plenty of room for gods creatures. Right next door to the mashed potatoes... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-04-2012, 07:21 PM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'll vacuum when Sears comes out with one I can ride on... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-06-2012, 06:13 AM	#9
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

02-06-2012, 06:42 AM	#10
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,992 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

02-13-2012, 03:46 PM	#11
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Some people just need to be chased down and eaten by zombies. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-13-2012, 03:47 PM	#12
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I found some marbles today. Sadly, they weren't mine. So if you've lost YOUR marbles and can provide a description, I may just be able to help. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-13-2012, 04:06 PM	#13
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	If life gives you lemons, keep them. Because hey, free lemons.

02-13-2012, 04:52 PM	#14
Massive Member How Do You Identify?: Trans man Preferred Pronoun?: He, Him Relationship Status: not looking Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Northern England Posts: 945 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 5,669 Thanked 2,383 Times in 765 Posts Rep Power: 17762095	From a gay man who soon after became a great friend ... "Wow, a lesbian with a brain..." Soon followed by "Don't take this the wrong way, but you're just too nice to be a lesbian." __________________ You may not be able to choose your bio-family, but you can choose your Family

02-14-2012, 11:35 AM	#15
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Sometimes I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head into my chest and lean forward, cause that's how I roll..... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-14-2012, 08:52 PM	#16
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	ok everyone shhhhh. The rice crispies are telling me what to do next. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-15-2012, 10:42 AM	#17
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	The last thing I want to do is hurt you but it's still on my list.

02-15-2012, 11:37 AM	#18
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My grandfather used to say something interesting about dealing with recalcitrant people... "It's like wrestling a pig. All that happens is that you get dirty, which makes the pig happy."

02-15-2012, 12:06 PM	#19
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	Everything is easier said than done, except for talking; that's about the same.

02-14-2012, 08:53 PM	#20
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,926 Times in 1,818 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	TIPS FOR A BETTER LIFE.. 1. Live without pretending. 2. Love without depending. 3. Listen without defending. 4. Speak without offending. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.