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01-30-2012, 12:31 AM
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01-30-2012, 01:27 AM
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01-30-2012, 06:38 AM
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01-30-2012, 06:43 AM
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01-30-2012, 08:00 AM
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So happy to see you and JD join us  Yes, I realize that most of the recent additions (story in 6-words or less, haiku) strayed from the original intent of the thread. All of the writing is still off-beat and quirky, so I feel it still fits in with the original intent: a place to write strictly for fun! Feel free to write whatever you damn well please and I will continue to enjoy, as well as marvel, over the cleverness that I find in each one of you and your writing abilities
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01-30-2012, 08:20 AM
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Oh yeah, I guess it did stray!!!! Quirky is good though! Let the silliness commence!! Great thread by the way!!!! |
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02-01-2012, 12:22 PM
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02-03-2012, 01:27 PM
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