Shit Heard Around this House!!

Maria · 02-03-2012, 12:26 PM

From a text:

M1: Come be wheat and sugar free with me this weekend. I have no lead water, a normal pap, and fresh basil.

M2: You had me at normal pap.

M1: Ha!

M2: Too bad you don't have a juicer.

M1: That can be changed....

genghisfawn · 02-03-2012, 12:58 PM

My upstairs neighbour has a beautiful baritone singing voice, and likes to sing hymns while he's cleaning. Today...

Neighbour: *sings "How Can I Keep From Singing?"*
Me: *chimes in on high harmony*
Neighbour: *stops* Come up here and sing that to my face!

sylvie · 02-08-2012, 10:06 PM

Anonymous: step awayyyyyyyyy from the turnips
Anonymous: no clubbing Daddy with a turnip
Anonymous: googling body armor that can sustain turnip beatings

*names removed to protect the innocent*
(that would be me, being a good girl!)

Random · 02-08-2012, 10:18 PM

"There is only only one cranky/crabby person in this relationship and that person is NOT you... "

*I can be cranky...*

"No you can't...... STOP IT, I don't want to be in relationship with myself.. you are my easy going sweet girl, I want you back..."

It was soon discovered that Mitmo was coming down with her yearly cold and yes, is allowed to be cranky/crabby at that time...

always2late · 02-18-2012, 01:04 PM

My honey's 92 year old father lives with us. The other day I was making lunch for everyone and asked him what he wanted to eat

Pop: Well, I wanted to have some eggs, but we don't have any more

Me: There are a dozen eggs in the fridge

Pop: But they are those organic eggs (said in the same tone of voice with which someone would say "You don't have milk, you only have chocolate milk")

Inked_Trinity · 02-19-2012, 06:00 PM

(horn honking outside) " At least that wasn't a pussy horn! When I honk my horn I mean business! I don't want it to sound like some demented squirrel fart! "

girl_dee · 02-19-2012, 06:20 PM

"get your tongue out of my nostril"

02-03-2012, 12:26 PM	#1
Maria Member How Do You Identify?: Regular, with sugar Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: . Posts: 681 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 472 Thanked 1,333 Times in 501 Posts Rep Power: 21474852	no koment From a text: M1: Come be wheat and sugar free with me this weekend. I have no lead water, a normal pap, and fresh basil. M2: You had me at normal pap. M1: Ha! M2: Too bad you don't have a juicer. M1: That can be changed....

02-08-2012, 10:06 PM	#3
sylvie Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Mr Mtn's babygirl Preferred Pronoun?: girly, she Relationship Status: fiercely protected ♥ Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Moving home in OR with Him VERY soooon !! Posts: 2,548 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,834 Thanked 7,501 Times in 1,850 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	Anonymous: step awayyyyyyyyy from the turnips Anonymous: no clubbing Daddy with a turnip Anonymous: googling body armor that can sustain turnip beatings names removed to protect the innocent (that would be me, being a good girl!) __________________ my Mantra: i am letting go of angers, continuing to find forgiveness, welcoming inner peace & deserving of it all. my facebook weight loss page: http://www.facebook.com/asyllyjourney

02-08-2012, 10:18 PM	#4
Random Senior Member How Do You Identify?: femme Relationship Status: Married Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: back in the land of trees and snow Posts: 2,072 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 8,017 Thanked 5,327 Times in 1,378 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	"There is only only one cranky/crabby person in this relationship and that person is NOT you... " I can be cranky... "No you can't...... STOP IT, I don't want to be in relationship with myself.. you are my easy going sweet girl, I want you back..." It was soon discovered that Mitmo was coming down with her yearly cold and yes, is allowed to be cranky/crabby at that time... __________________ ~Volunteer~ "It gets in your blood"

02-18-2012, 01:04 PM	#5
always2late Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: m'lady Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: NJ Posts: 2,000 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,834 Thanked 6,231 Times in 1,462 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	My honey's 92 year old father lives with us. The other day I was making lunch for everyone and asked him what he wanted to eat Pop: Well, I wanted to have some eggs, but we don't have any more Me: There are a dozen eggs in the fridge Pop: But they are those organic eggs (said in the same tone of voice with which someone would say "You don't have milk, you only have chocolate milk") __________________ Out beyond ideas of wrongdoing and rightdoing there is a field. I'll meet you there ~ Rumi

02-19-2012, 06:00 PM	#6
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02-03-2012, 12:58 PM	#2
genghisfawn Member How Do You Identify?: Femme/Gentlewoman Preferred Pronoun?: She/her Relationship Status: Happily married 05/17/14 Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada Posts: 561 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,056 Thanked 2,158 Times in 403 Posts Rep Power: 21474850	My upstairs neighbour has a beautiful baritone singing voice, and likes to sing hymns while he's cleaning. Today... Neighbour: sings "How Can I Keep From Singing?" Me: chimes in on high harmony Neighbour: stops Come up here and sing that to my face!

02-19-2012, 06:20 PM	#7
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