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Old 02-17-2010, 07:29 PM   #1
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can't I just put out?

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Oh damn you guys are going to give our other honeys ideas. Professional painters my ass! lol I gots a professional painter right here. If he says he wants me to hire a professional anything I'm coming back with "Do you remember where Mcdonalds is?" lol

I called him my boy toy and he chuckled thinking I was kidding. I've got big plans and a step by step process. Remember I'm a master at this shit! First the carrot juice, healthy food, vitamins, always shoving a bottle of water in his hands, meditation..... lol damn right this woman has an agenda.

So he'll be painting and doing "Daddy Duty" later, for sure!
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dear maker of honey do list,

the doer of the honey do list hereby informs you that for tonite. I am off duty. I will not be drinking carrot juice, water, nor taking any vitamins.

I will be sitting my butt in this fanstastic massage chair, drinking a bottle of coke and enjoying some bud. then i am going to eat that great smelling food you are cooking. after which i am going to retreat to my soft ,comfortable bed and watch TV. Please fell free to join me for some cuddle time. then peaceful sleepy time.

for the remainer of tonite, do not talk to me about projects.honey do lists, or other such stuff. in the morning, i will put the table together, insulate the door, take care of the chickens, pig, and the 9 dogs sharing our home.


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dear maker of honey do list,

the doer of the honey do list hereby informs you that for tonite. I am off duty. I will not be drinking carrot juice, water, nor taking any vitamins.

I will be sitting my butt in this fanstastic massage chair, drinking a bottle of coke and enjoying some bud. then i am going to eat that great smelling food you are cooking. after which i am going to retreat to my soft ,comfortable bed and watch TV. Please fell free to join me for some cuddle time. then peaceful sleepy time.

for the remainer of tonite, do not talk to me about projects.honey do lists, or other such stuff. in the morning, i will put the table together, insulate the door, take care of the chickens, pig, and the 9 dogs sharing our home.


your loving doer of honey do list.
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Oh damn you guys are going to give our other honeys ideas. Professional painters my ass! lol I gots a professional painter right here. If he says he wants me to hire a professional anything I'm coming back with "Do you remember where Mcdonalds is?" lol

I called him my boy toy and he chuckled thinking I was kidding. I've got big plans and a step by step process. Remember I'm a master at this shit! First the carrot juice, healthy food, vitamins, always shoving a bottle of water in his hands, meditation..... lol damn right this woman has an agenda.

So he'll be painting and doing "Daddy Duty" later, for sure!

Unfortunately, hiring a painter would just stress me out more. The last "professional painter" that came into our house to "show us his stuff" while making some lame attempt at bidding on some work we wanted done, I had to go behind and re-do all of his work. pffffttttt~~~~

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