Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 02-04-2012, 07:21 PM

I'll vacuum when Sears comes out with one I can ride on...

Glenn · 02-06-2012, 06:13 AM

"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

Sachita · 02-06-2012, 06:42 AM

I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being.

Inked_Trinity · 02-11-2012, 08:35 AM

Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

Inked_Trinity · 02-12-2012, 08:21 PM

It's not who you sleep with~It's who keeps you awake at night!

Inked_Trinity · 02-12-2012, 08:25 PM

I will never dim my glow simply because someone is intimidated by my radiance

Inked_Trinity · 02-13-2012, 03:45 PM

I'm wondering how many times I must smile and nod before you realize that I am not listening to you.

Sachita · 02-14-2012, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter.

This could be me

TimilDeeps · 02-14-2012, 08:32 PM

Warning! If zombies chase us I am totally tripping you.

02-04-2012, 07:21 PM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'll vacuum when Sears comes out with one I can ride on... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-06-2012, 06:42 AM	#3
Sachita Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Alpha Femme Preferred Pronoun?: Goddess Relationship Status: Completely in love Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Southern Virginia Posts: 3,225 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 2,564 Thanked 8,994 Times in 2,247 Posts Rep Power: 21474855	I have more butch in my little finger then you do in your entire being. __________________ You either like me or you don't. It took me Twenty-something years to learn how to love myself, I don't have that kinda time to convince somebody else. ~ Daniel Franzese

02-11-2012, 08:35 AM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Currently taking applications for evil sidekick. Must be willing to follow directions and occasionally participate in witty banter. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-12-2012, 08:21 PM	#5
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It's not who you sleep with~It's who keeps you awake at night! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-12-2012, 08:25 PM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I will never dim my glow simply because someone is intimidated by my radiance __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-06-2012, 06:13 AM	#2
Glenn Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Ol butch bones. Preferred Pronoun?: Old thing Relationship Status: Too old to play. Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: :rolleyes: Posts: 1,547 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,602 Thanked 3,729 Times in 1,095 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	"Get the hell outta here if you're gonna be a cry baby!"- (My General) Granny (to me before she died).

02-13-2012, 03:45 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I'm wondering how many times I must smile and nod before you realize that I am not listening to you. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

02-14-2012, 08:32 PM	#9
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	Warning! If zombies chase us I am totally tripping you.