Speak a Lie .....

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by June

I adore my Meth-Head Cabinet Painting Contractor. I wish I was single so I could marry him.

Maybe you should have tried craigslist, they advertise the most reputable work force.

Gemme · 11-14-2009, 10:42 AM

My neck feels GREAT now....all loose and stretchy and without pain.

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 10:50 AM

O June, how you charm me!

That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin.

MizzSabra · 11-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz.

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

NJFemmie · 11-14-2009, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MizzSabra

And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

I'm not laughing either.

christie · 11-14-2009, 12:04 PM

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

NJFemmie · 11-14-2009, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by christie0918

I really don't love the witty zingers from June and e

I don't either, which is why I am sorry I made this thread.

evolveme · 11-14-2009, 11:17 AM

Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth.

Mister Bent · 11-14-2009, 11:25 AM

I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity.

I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work.

evolveme · 11-14-2009, 11:38 AM

June clearly knows me not at all.

theoddz · 11-14-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by June

It's True. I am a Gold Star Lesbian, untouched and untainted by spooge. Oh, how I yearn to be taken by a large, hairy, unbathed male specimen fraught with copious amounts of semen.

If I had a bodice on, I would rip it off myself.

June'y did not just say S-P-O-O-G-E.

~Theo~

11-14-2009, 10:42 AM	#2
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11-14-2009, 10:50 AM	#3
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	O June, how you charm me! That would be wonderful, as I've always wanted to marry a virgin. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-14-2009, 11:17 AM	#8
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	Upon reading June's "bodice" post, I did not think at all of the way balls smell strangely of alfalfa sprouts and moist earth. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

11-14-2009, 11:25 AM	#9
Mister Bent Senior Member How Do You Identify?: . Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: . Posts: 2,905 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,151 Thanked 5,825 Times in 1,722 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	I'm really enamored of the manner in which my lady manages to references balls and their "organic" odor at every opportunity. I don't at all wonder what she's doing while I'm at work. __________________ Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. - H. L. Mencken

11-14-2009, 11:38 AM	#10
evolveme Member How Do You Identify?: honeysuckle venom Preferred Pronoun?: a pistol and a sugar cane Relationship Status: I promise to aid and abet Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: in between poems where ceilings are floors and joe ghost floats achromatic toward day Posts: 514 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 229 Thanked 735 Times in 228 Posts Rep Power: 503698	June clearly knows me not at all. __________________ Class, race, sexuality, gender and all other categories by which we categorize and dismiss each other need to be excavated from the inside. - Dorothy Allison

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MizzSabra Member How Do You Identify?: N/a Relationship Status: N/A Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: N/A Posts: 107 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 16 Thanked 111 Times in 41 Posts Rep Power: 60798	Totally hated looking at Buck Angel's pictures on the interwebnetz. And is NOT still laughing over June's comments about spooge and large hairy unwashed men.

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