Dumbest Thing You Did To Impress Someone?

girl_dee · 02-22-2012, 03:40 PM

i don't even know what a Les Paul is.

LaneyDoll · 02-22-2012, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

i don't even know what a Les Paul is.

It is a guitar, very nice one in fact.

girl_dee · 02-22-2012, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by LaneyDoll

It is a guitar, very nice one in fact.

OH. damn that's a nice giftie.

Blade · 02-22-2012, 07:09 PM

I bought a piece of her art work to the tune of $500. Yes I still have the piece and every time I look at it I go. OK stud how'd that work out for you? Although she looked like Faith Hill, she couldn't sing but she sure could paint.

tonaderspeisung · 02-22-2012, 07:30 PM

i tried to learn how to walk on stilts and ride a unicycle

Mr Nice Guy · 02-22-2012, 07:35 PM

I stood outside and played a guitar I couldn't play and sang a song that I was making up as I asked her out. I was younger then.

Kenna · 02-22-2012, 07:52 PM

I killed a snake with a huge pipe wrench....and jumped back each time I landed a hit. I tried to look all tough wielding that wrench.... but the "hops" backwards gave me away.

RNguy · 02-23-2012, 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Blade

I bought a piece of her art work to the tune of $500. Yes I still have the piece and every time I look at it I go. OK stud how'd that work out for you? Although she looked like Faith Hill, she couldn't sing but she sure could paint.

Haha nice :-)

ScandalAndy · 02-23-2012, 08:14 AM

Found out that this person I was going to go out with for the first time was really into heels, so I wore my tallest pair with a short-ish skirt. Apparently worked too well, because they forgot to put gas in the car and i ended up helping push in that getup!!

And then there was the time I was trying to be all badass doing donuts in the snow in the abandoned store parking lot, until we ended up in a ditch because the snow had drifted and we couldn't tell where the asphalt ended. Snapped my friend's tow chain, and ended up calling every friend I knew so we could put boards and kitty litter and everything we could think of under the tires and have my 90lb. little sister in the driver's seat, the rest of us up to our waists in snow pushing a T-bird backwards out of a snowbank. Good times!

1QuirkyKiwi · 02-23-2012, 08:26 AM

I was 14 when a new family moved into the next street where my friend lived. One of the kids I thought was gorgeous, so we invited them both to play.

Sooo, there’s me attempting to chat up the one I had the hots for when, it turns out she was in fact a very feminine looking boy!

Needless to say, I felt sick, was so disappointed and embarrassed that I ran home in tears.

Since them, I’ve never tried to impress anyone; take me as you find me, lol!

Sassy · 02-24-2012, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

i don't even know what a Les Paul is.

.................. *dies*

Gemme · 02-24-2012, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajun_dee

i don't even know what a Les Paul is.

02-22-2012, 07:09 PM	#4
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