Sarcasm, Scathing Witticisms & Uninspiring Quotes

Inked_Trinity · 02-27-2012, 08:50 AM

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

Inked_Trinity · 03-03-2012, 07:45 AM

willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda

Inked_Trinity · 03-03-2012, 07:46 AM

Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it.

Inked_Trinity · 03-08-2012, 06:51 PM

Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm.

TimilDeeps · 03-08-2012, 08:08 PM

without "me" it's just "aweso"

Inked_Trinity · 03-09-2012, 05:51 AM

It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine asap to avoid any further confusion. . .

Inked_Trinity · 03-09-2012, 05:25 PM

Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass?

Inked_Trinity · 03-21-2012, 07:15 AM

KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass.

Inked_Trinity · 03-21-2012, 07:42 AM

You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes...

justkim · 03-21-2012, 08:15 AM

Inked_Trinity · 03-25-2012, 06:58 PM

wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice.

Inked_Trinity · 03-27-2012, 11:30 AM

I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart!

midwest chick · 03-27-2012, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inked_Trinity

I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart!

Example:

Don't play stupid with me,

I'm better at it...

LipstickLola · 11-05-2012, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justkim

An oldie but a goodie! .....

pinkgeek · 11-09-2012, 02:28 AM

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence."

homoe · 12-11-2012, 12:50 PM

A new broom always sweeps clean~

02-27-2012, 08:50 AM	#1
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-03-2012, 07:45 AM	#2
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	willing to join a cult that is located in a tropical paradise with no actual agenda __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-03-2012, 07:46 AM	#3
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Lazy rule: can`t reach it... don`t need it. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-08-2012, 06:51 PM	#4
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Nothing is more discouraging than unappreciated sarcasm. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-09-2012, 05:51 AM	#6
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	It has been brought to my attention that the stick figure decals on the back windows of vehicles are NOT pedestrian "kill" scores, but, actually are meant to represent members of your family. I'll be removing mine asap to avoid any further confusion. . . __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-08-2012, 08:08 PM	#5
TimilDeeps Senior Member How Do You Identify?: queer fucker Preferred Pronoun?: Mine Relationship Status: I'm dating myself. It's really working out. I think I'm the one!!! Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: To your right and a bit South. Posts: 1,522 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 108 Thanked 1,470 Times in 445 Posts Rep Power: 19646657	without "me" it's just "aweso"

03-09-2012, 05:25 PM	#7
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Anyone else find it a bit disturbing that Mrs. Potato head stores her extra parts and her accessories in her ass? __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 07:15 AM	#8
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	KISSASSECTOMY-The procedure one has to remove their lips from someone's ass. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 07:42 AM	#9
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	You know you have had a bad day when your mood ring explodes... __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-21-2012, 08:15 AM	#10
justkim Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Me... Preferred Pronoun?: ... Relationship Status: <3 myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: ... Posts: 2,023 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,062 Thanked 6,799 Times in 1,553 Posts Rep Power: 21474854	__________________ Kim "A word of encouragement during a failure is worth more than an hour of praise after success." - Unknown -

03-25-2012, 06:58 PM	#11
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	wonders how different the world would be if everyone followed their own advice. __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

03-27-2012, 11:30 AM	#12
Inked_Trinity Senior Member How Do You Identify?: Butch Preferred Pronoun?: BadAss! / Sarcastic Bastard! Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Earth Posts: 2,352 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 3,507 Thanked 6,927 Times in 1,819 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	I swear some people have the IQ of a rock and the personality of a pop tart! __________________ Tell me I can't do it.. then stand back and watch me amaze you.

11-09-2012, 02:28 AM	#15
pinkgeek Member How Do You Identify?: that grrl Preferred Pronoun?: she, her, grrl, piranha, monkey Relationship Status: captured.... Join Date: May 2010 Location: Australia Posts: 377 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 1,054 Thanked 1,456 Times in 311 Posts Rep Power: 13998707	“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence." __________________ ------------------------------------ ~pink "I‘m heir to madness. Vessel of perversion. Your nightmare should you cross me." ((Want to read about my life in Hawaii and my ongoing war against the roosters and my pony size dog and my wedding?)) http://www.alohafemme.wordpress.com/

12-11-2012, 12:50 PM	#16
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